the shittiest break up |
 May 31 2010, 10:04 AM
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what's the shittiest way you've broken up with someone or been broken up with.
just curious :d |
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Feb 27 2011, 06:38 AM
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Broke up with me right after sex. Awww yeahhh, so classy!
Oh wait, but the best part is his reasoning - because he wanted to be a bible thumper and I was his weakness to not being abstinent... soooo of course he had to "do it one last time to understand how dirty/sinful it feels to have sex so he'll never do it again." Yes, it just felt sooo dirty that you came twice from it and had to come back that second time  WTF? Most fcuked up bullsh!t I've ever heard in my life |
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Feb 27 2011, 01:18 PM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Feb 27 2011, 05:38 AM)  Broke up with me right after sex. Awww yeahhh, so classy! Oh wait, but the best part is his reasoning - because he wanted to be a bible thumper and I was his weakness to not being abstinent... soooo of course he had to "do it one last time to understand how dirty/sinful it feels to have sex so he'll never do it again." Yes, it just felt sooo dirty that you came twice from it and had to come back that second time WTF? Most fcuked up bullsh!t I've ever heard in my lifehe should have broke up with you right before climax |
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Feb 28 2011, 01:46 AM
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QUOTE(boot @ Feb 27 2011, 12:18 PM) he should have broke up with you right before climax at least it would make his story more believable. but he'd still be a douchebag regardless lol |
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Mar 2 2011, 03:16 PM
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QUOTE(espressive @ Feb 28 2011, 12:46 AM) at least it would make his story more believable. but he'd still be a douchebag regardless lol it would go something like we're breaking up UNNNGNGHNGN |
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Mar 2 2011, 07:56 PM
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and so it is Group: Human Posts: 1,304 Joined: Feb 2004 Member No: 3,085 |
QUOTE(boot @ Mar 2 2011, 02:16 PM) it would go something like we're breaking up UNNNGNGHNGN lol QUOTE(AgentNerd @ Mar 2 2011, 06:32 AM) You shouldn't want to me conniving or evil unless you absolutly have too. If you have to then it would become simple. Think of something that you would hate to have done to you. Then do it to them. It is the reversed mental thoughts that you act on. It also keeps you clear minded when getting even cause you don't have to plan it out cause you have many times before in your thoughts. You know what would need to be done. (^.~) Seduced his hot, older brother. Win. Brother is bigger than him. Double win. Ultimate "fcuk you" accomplished. |
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