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Damn, that's the end of work |
Jul 24 2010, 09:16 PM
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![]() Vae Victis ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,419 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227 |
As some of you may know, I have worked with the utmost diligence and patriotism for a campaign on getting candidate Sam Blakeslee elected to California State Senate, pouring my sweat and blood into the labor that will build our glorious future. In addition to the highest reward of all, the gratification of serving the party, I've been getting paid $100 a day, sometimes $125. However, as of today the cunning and intelligent leaders behind Führer Blakeslee's election have informed us that there will be no more paid walking from now on. My work partner and I are on call for paid sessions whenever the Führer is short on volunteers but it is clearly time to look for new work and turn into a capitalist running dog.
I am currently applying for a position in caring for the elderly. This will bode well for propaganda purposes in painting myself as a kindly community man. I have a pet Vietnamese giant centipede named Father Christmas who feeds on mice and small rabbits so I should already be familiar enough with their feeding and caging requirements. |
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Jul 25 2010, 02:00 PM
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What does it eat?
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Reidar Damn, that's the end of work Jul 24 2010, 09:16 PM
batman QUOTE(Reidar @ Jul 24 2010, 10:16 PM) I a... Jul 25 2010, 03:11 AM
Reidar click to enlarge
He is adorable.
Anyways, enough... Jul 25 2010, 03:23 AM
Uso QUOTE(Reidar @ Jul 25 2010, 04:23 AM) cli... Jul 25 2010, 12:25 PM
Reidar QUOTE(Uso @ Jul 25 2010, 12:25 PM) Wait..... Jul 26 2010, 01:13 PM
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karmakiller At least it's not a scorpion. Meow. Jul 25 2010, 12:12 PM
batman ^ MICE, TARANTULAS, SNAKES, SMALL ANIMALS, BABIES Jul 25 2010, 03:34 PM
spambot My soul Jul 25 2010, 03:38 PM
serotonin QUOTE(spambot @ Jul 25 2010, 03:38 PM) My... Jul 25 2010, 04:49 PM
spambot Then cut your own grass whitey. Jul 25 2010, 05:09 PM
serotonin nah we hire mexicans to do that (the dude's na... Jul 25 2010, 05:35 PM
LittleMissSunshine LOL... seriously that thing is huge!!... Jul 26 2010, 08:41 AM![]() ![]() |