Wine. Options

[Maccabee]

I had my first glass of wine today. It smelled like apple juice and tasted like vinegar. Aka. Crap. It was horrible. Why do people like that stuff?

[*paperplane*]

There are so many different kinds of wine that you can't possibly know whether or not you like it from one glass. The ones in my refrigerator right now aren't exactly fine wines, but they're tasty. One tastes like grape juice, and the other tastes like cherries.

Keystone, Keystone light and Natty Ice are like every frats staple beer at my college... sooo classy. I haven't been to a frat/random house party in like two years because everyone's a tool and I just can't stand drunk, obnoxious people. I don't go to parties anymore (except when my boyfriend and his roommates or other rugby guys have them) since I'm 21 and my friends/almost everyone is underage at the parties... I prefer to go to the bars especially when we win free happy hour parties all the time.

That sounds about right. I haven't been to a frat party in two years because they're the worst. I go to house parties because I like to drink for free, but mostly just to hipster parties, as PBR is a lot more drinkable than Natty or Keystone and they tend to be full of more tolerable obnoxious drunks. I'm still not 21, so while I've been functioning like I am for the last two years in terms of going to bars, I can't always get into all bars and that's a pain because everyone I hang out with is 21. But at least I'll be legal for my last year of college.

Also, I had no idea there was non-light Keystone for the longest time. I've never seen anyone drink it.