animal anger Options

[brooklyneast05]

my dog chewed up a 10 pack of pencils today and ate the erasers. i don't know what made him feel like doing this. maybe because it was storming and he gets nervous when it storms.

what has your dog/pet done lately to piss you off?

[Mikeplyts]

I used to have a dog when I was little that shat a f*ckload. Literally, if you walked into my garage (where we kept his bed and stuff), you'd find a tonnage of feces laying around. On top of that, I had to clean the damn thing up every week. What's worse is that when he came in sometimes, he'd start butt-rubbing all over the damn carpet and leave shit stains all over the place. And guess who had to clean and wash out those goddamn shit stains? Thankfully, we gave him away to a farm (that put him to pretty good use; fertilizer, motherf*cker!).

Then, I had a smaller dog (cocker-spaniel) a few years later but that little bitch could bite the f*ck out of anything and anyone. And what really sucked, is for some reason, that damn cocker-spaniel was a racist ***hole. Not kidding. Everytime I would take him out for a walk and happened to run into one of my African American (trying to be euphemistic here) friends, he'd go f*cking berserk and start barking and shit. That would of course make my friend run away and left me with a pestered dog, tons of shit to pick up along the way (because where I used to live, they wouldn't dare tolerate having feces laying around the neighborhood), and no one to really talk to except for a few little kids, some old people, and a couple of my fellow Hispanic and light-skinned (euphemism, again) friends (who were incredibly boring/stupid to talk to at that age).

Yeah.