pissed in my bed :(, so sad |
 Feb 9 2010, 12:14 AM
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 L!ckitySplit  Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329  |
i pissed my bed last night. not even joking. it was wet and hot.
i was sleepin, and then suddenly i was stricken with fear. and my dick went NUTS. urine went EVERYWHERE. i didnt even move, i was lyke. "is this forreal?". it was like 12:00PM! then i just got up, and checked the internet to see if i had a tumor. cause in my mind, piss self equals = tumor. internet said if you drink alot before going to bed your brain does not put the signal to ur uretha er sumthin. so no tumor. and i went back to bed. ever pissed the bed recently? |
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Feb 9 2010, 12:27 AM
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L!ckitySplit Group: Member Posts: 4,325 Joined: Apr 2005 Member No: 129,329 |
hm, well you do have those red eyes i've always envied
and what do the ladies think of this 
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Feb 9 2010, 12:35 AM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Feb 9 2010, 02:27 AM)  hm, well you do have those red eyes i've always envied and what do the ladies think of this Hm, yes, red eyes are pretty cool, but it's not really something you should envy in my opinion. Unless you're Kevin.  And the ladies think it's uncommon, which is cool. So, good job, bro. |
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AngryBaby pissed in my bed :( Feb 9 2010, 12:14 AM
Mikeplyts Not really, bro. Haven't done that since I was... Feb 9 2010, 12:22 AM AngryBaby u think ur cooler then me motherf*cker? Feb 9 2010, 12:23 AM Mikeplyts Do you? Feb 9 2010, 12:25 AM ArjunaCapulong i'm happy 4 u Feb 9 2010, 12:30 AM
gojira QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Feb 9 2010, 12:30 ... Feb 9 2010, 12:35 AM AngryBaby you dont even know juna i wish you were there to t... Feb 9 2010, 12:32 AM AngryBaby are your red eyes due to the fact that your are mo... Feb 9 2010, 12:36 AM Mikeplyts No, I just got really bad pink eye. Feb 9 2010, 12:38 AM AngryBaby ah bad pussy.
wanna be friends? Feb 9 2010, 12:42 AM Mikeplyts Like on Jersey Shore, amirite?
As long as you d... Feb 9 2010, 12:45 AM AngryBaby k, cant make any promises.
lets get some wings. ... Feb 9 2010, 12:45 AM Mikeplyts Wings killed my goldfish. But yeah, sure, I'm ... Feb 9 2010, 12:48 AM AngryBaby sorry bout ur goldfish brah. had a goldfish once n... Feb 9 2010, 12:51 AM Mikeplyts It's cool. Mine was named Charlie. He always b... Feb 9 2010, 12:54 AM AngryBaby QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Feb 9 2010, 01:54 AM) I... Feb 9 2010, 12:57 AM brooklyneast05 damn what is this a new bromance in the making Feb 9 2010, 12:55 AM doughnut QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Feb 9 2010, 01:55 ... Feb 9 2010, 04:30 AM Mikeplyts Where's your title, JC? Feb 9 2010, 12:57 AM Mikeplyts I remember my first day at PetCo with Charlie; nin... Feb 9 2010, 12:58 AM AngryBaby yeah some are a bit n*ggerish. gotta domesicate th... Feb 9 2010, 01:00 AM Mikeplyts True, true. I've never seen a black goldfish, ... Feb 9 2010, 01:04 AM AngryBaby ahh you ate it tho right? Feb 9 2010, 01:17 AM Mikeplyts QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Feb 9 2010, 03:17 AM) a... Feb 9 2010, 03:56 PM karmakiller good thing you didn't have a lady in your bed.... Feb 9 2010, 01:20 AM kryogenix QUOTE(karmakiller @ Feb 9 2010, 01:20 AM)... Feb 9 2010, 02:40 AM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(karmakiller @ Feb 9 2010, 12:20 AM)... Feb 9 2010, 09:23 PM Tung why would he have a dude on in his bed in the firs... Feb 9 2010, 03:34 AM ChocolateExplosion QUOTE(AngryBaby @ Feb 8 2010, 11:14 PM) i... Feb 9 2010, 01:21 PM smash lmao @ all of this. Feb 9 2010, 09:22 PM ChocolateExplosion ^ i'm gonna pull some strings and hook you up ... Feb 9 2010, 11:04 PM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(ChocolateExplosion @ Feb 9 2010, 10... Feb 9 2010, 11:34 PM smash lol Feb 9 2010, 11:14 PM |
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