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post Jan 11 2010, 05:26 PM
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First, technology.
A real man's favorite phone is the Droid.
A real man's favorite browser is Mozilla Minefield.
A real man's favorite operating system is Debian GNU/Linux.
A real man's favorite video game is Unreal Tournament 2004.
a REAL MAN'S FAVORITE KEY IS CAPS LOCK.
A real man's favorite Photoshop version is CS2.
A real man's favorite computer case is the CM Stacker 830 SE
A real man's favorite monitor is the 24 inch Sony CRT.
A real man's favorite speakers are the Logitech G51.

Animals.
A real man's favorite dog is the Husky.
A real man's favorite cat is the Russian Blue.
A real man's favorite bird is the Crossbill.

Household.
A real man's favorite deodorant is Axe Dry
A real man's favorite toothpaste is Colgate regular paste.
A real man's favorite razor is the Gillette Mach 3 Fusion

Traditional games and sports.
A real man's favorite board game is Risk.
A real man's favorite card game is Blackjack.
A real man's favorite tabletop game is Warhammer 40k
A real man's favorite sport is Hockey.

Porn/sex.
A real man's favorite fetish is bondage.
A real man's favorite porn genre is hentai.
A real man's favorite ass is pretty much any one I have saved.

Internet.
A real man's favorite website is Cracked.com
A real man's favorite traditional forum is Facepunch Studios.
A real man's favorite imageboard is 4chan.
A real man's favorite board is /g/.
A real man's favorite chat protocol is IRC.
A real man's favorite IRC server is synirc.

Cars.
A real man's favorite vehicle class is Muscle cars.
A real man's favorite car is the 1966 Ford 427 Shelby.
A real man's favorite truck is the Ford F350.

Music.
A real man's favorite genre is EDM.
A real man's favorite artist/group is Justice.
A real man's favorite song is DoTA by Basshunter.


A real man's favorite hobby is adding to this list. If I agree, I'll add it. If I disagree, I'll say "no fuck you"

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A real man's favorite torrent host website is ThePirateBay.
Real men take it in the butt.
 
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 03:37 PM
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Axe Dry? really?
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 04:38 PM
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QUOTE(Tramatize @ Jan 13 2010, 02:37 PM) *
Axe Dry? really?


for real. i didn't know anyone over the age of 17 even used axe products.
 
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post Jan 13 2010, 08:47 PM
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QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 13 2010, 03:38 PM) *
for real. i didn't know anyone over the age of 17 even used axe products.

Axe dry isn't as pungent as other Axe products. It's their body spray that's terrible.
 

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itanium   Things real men use   Jan 11 2010, 05:26 PM
brooklyneast05   what real man's favorite porn is cartoon chara...   Jan 11 2010, 05:29 PM
itanium   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 11 2010, 04:29...   Jan 11 2010, 05:42 PM
DoubleJ   jc I need help with the layout and stuff for the b...   Jan 11 2010, 05:29 PM
Mikeplyts   Hm, there are probably a few things to be added, b...   Jan 11 2010, 08:33 PM
itanium   QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 07:33 PM) ...   Jan 11 2010, 09:18 PM
Maccabee   QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 07:33 PM) ...   Jan 11 2010, 09:38 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 11:38 PM) I...   Jan 11 2010, 11:01 PM
Maccabee   ITT: Real Man = Referring to CJ I do however agre...   Jan 11 2010, 08:37 PM
IWontRapeYou   Real men take it in the butt. Add it bitch ass.   Jan 11 2010, 09:21 PM
itanium   QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jan 11 2010, 08:21 P...   Jan 11 2010, 09:23 PM
IWontRapeYou   I hate you I am a real man.   Jan 11 2010, 09:36 PM
itanium   QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jan 11 2010, 08:36 P...   Jan 11 2010, 09:50 PM
Maccabee   QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 11 2010, 08:50 PM) ul...   Jan 11 2010, 10:46 PM
itanium   QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 09:46 PM) K...   Jan 11 2010, 11:06 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 01:06 AM) I ...   Jan 11 2010, 11:16 PM
Maccabee   QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 11 2010, 10:16 PM) ...   Jan 11 2010, 11:24 PM
karmakiller   Real men don't need lists.   Jan 11 2010, 11:32 PM
Maccabee   QUOTE(karmakiller @ Jan 11 2010, 10:32 PM...   Jan 11 2010, 11:39 PM
itanium   QUOTE(Maccabee @ Jan 11 2010, 10:39 PM) R...   Jan 11 2010, 11:42 PM
fire   Hockey? Are real men Canadian?   Jan 11 2010, 11:53 PM
doughnut   QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 06:26 AM) Re...   Jan 12 2010, 05:28 AM
itanium   QUOTE(doughnut @ Jan 12 2010, 04:28 AM) u...   Jan 12 2010, 04:35 PM
AimeeLynn   Real men don't use Viagra or a penis pump.   Jan 12 2010, 06:12 PM
itanium   QUOTE(AimeeLynn @ Jan 12 2010, 05:12 PM) ...   Jan 12 2010, 07:44 PM
Beenly   Real men don't need lists to define who they a...   Jan 12 2010, 07:50 PM
itanium   QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 12 2010, 06:50 PM) Rea...   Jan 12 2010, 10:43 PM
tcunningham   QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 12 2010, 10:43 PM) Re...   Jan 13 2010, 10:02 AM
itanium   QUOTE(tcunningham @ Jan 13 2010, 09:02 AM...   Jan 13 2010, 04:20 PM
AimeeLynn   QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 12 2010, 07:50 PM) Rea...   Jan 13 2010, 06:57 PM
Tramatize   Axe Dry? really?   Jan 13 2010, 03:37 PM
brooklyneast05   QUOTE(Tramatize @ Jan 13 2010, 02:37 PM) ...   Jan 13 2010, 04:38 PM
itanium   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Jan 13 2010, 03:38...   Jan 13 2010, 08:47 PM
Mikeplyts   You guys are forgetting that "real men" ...   Jan 13 2010, 04:42 PM
mipadi   QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 13 2010, 04:42 PM) ...   Jan 13 2010, 08:48 PM
brooklyneast05   QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 07:48 PM) Pre...   Jan 13 2010, 08:51 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 10:48 PM) Pre...   Jan 13 2010, 09:06 PM
itanium   QUOTE(mipadi @ Jan 13 2010, 07:48 PM) Pre...   Jan 13 2010, 09:47 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 13 2010, 11:47 PM) I ...   Jan 13 2010, 10:03 PM
itanium   QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jan 13 2010, 09:03 PM) ...   Jan 13 2010, 11:14 PM
mipadi   No worries, he's scouring /b/ for a clever mem...   Jan 14 2010, 02:47 PM
itanium   In other news, /b/ is the worst board on 4chan. R...   Jan 14 2010, 04:31 PM
Beenly   QUOTE(itanium @ Jan 14 2010, 01:31 PM) In...   Jan 14 2010, 07:51 PM
itanium   QUOTE(Beenly @ Jan 14 2010, 06:51 PM) wro...   Jan 14 2010, 08:10 PM
Reidar   I already covered this.   Jan 16 2010, 01:40 AM


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