Ugh, Linux is confusing Options

[Mikeplyts]

Ok, so, I just got done installing Ubuntu on my computer for the first time. I have to say, it's pretty trippy (in the good way, that is). But, I just realized that I can't open application files like .EXE and shit, which means I can't download Photoshop (which I really want bad). I just checked out GIMP and quite frankly, I'd just really prefer Photoshop over GIMP. So, I tried using some program called Wine but I have absolutely no clue as to how the f*ck it works or how to install Photoshop with it. I went online to look through tutorials and they talk about commands and stuff and I have no idea where the hell to put commands in.

All I want is to install Adobe Photoshop CS4 on Linux somehow. Help, please?

[Mikeplyts]

Alright, thanks.

Alright, well, I pretty much tried doing what this tutorial told me to do, but no dice. For some dumb reason, when I tried opening the Setup.exe file with Wine using a command in the terminal (LANG=C wine Setup.exe, which is also explained in that tutorial I linked), the Setup encountered an error and couldn't continue. I have all the files that were extracted from the .EXE application file I downloaded from Adobe's website page for Photoshop using Wine and it still encounters an error. It's so blunt to go as far as not even tell what the error is. There must be a way.