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[Maccabee]

Hello CreateBlog.

I got a PayPal, and I would like some money for it. I am a Jew and I like money very much, honestly. I don't want to lie and say that my parents are dead and that I don't have cancer. Just a few dollars would be nice. It's not much. It's the least you can do after all the years of ridicule and hate. If I will be completely honest, if I am given 2.99$ or more I most likely buy a custom mousepad. In case you are interested, there is a very large thread on the poplar website facepunch.com filled with happy customers who bought the same, said mousepad. Also, the reason I say most likely, is because in the even that I am unable to spend said money, or I change my mind on which direction my money is spent, I don't want to be liar. Thank you for your time.

-Sincerely
Joseph

You can send money using the following email:
josephbc95@gmail.com

Please enjoy this photo of me with my dog, taken for this special occasion.

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Also, incase you were wondering the hat is covering some bad acne on my forehead, and with a little money I will be able to afford treatment for it. Ok, the not being able to afford it was a lie, but I do have acne on my forehead, and one large zit on my cheek as you can see.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

JOSEPH YOU SUCK AT THIS

[brooklyneast05]

JOSEPH YOU SUCK AT THIS

for real. this is probably the dumbest thread i've read on cb in a long time. when i read the replies in here i feel sorry for you. i seriously don't believe you're as douchy as you try to be lately. people used to give you a hard time before, but you really weren't that bad. what happened? bring back the old joseph.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

for real. this is probably the dumbest thread i've read on cb in a long time. when i read the replies in here i feel sorry for you. i seriously don't believe you're as douchy as you try to be lately. people used to give you a hard time before, but you really weren't that bad. what happened? bring back the old joseph.

He started visiting /g/. Now he's spewing out /g/ memes at innappropriate times.

[Maccabee]

He started visiting /g/. Now he's spewing out /g/ memes at innappropriate times.

That's what makes it so funn...
nvm.

JOSEPH YOU SUCK AT THIS

I know.

SOMEONE JUST SEND ME MONEY!

Still, I do believe that was in context.

for real. this is probably the dumbest thread i've read on cb in a long time. when i read the replies in here i feel sorry for you. i seriously don't believe you're as douchy as you try to be lately. people used to give you a hard time before, but you really weren't that bad. what happened? bring back the old joseph.

But yall hated the old Joseph, so I'm just acting like an underage b&.

[none345678]

Still, I do believe that was in context.
But yall hated the old Joseph, so I'm just acting like an underage b&.

your acting like a wanna be CJ, tbh.

[Maccabee]

your acting like a wanna be CJ, tbh.

No, I think you have boards.4chan.org/g/ to blame for that.
just go to it. Everything is (most of the time) SFW.

ohi jcp

Are you
>implying
that, that looks like me?

[heyo-captain-jac...]

>implying

innappropriate times.

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