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[IVIike]

So i was bored on line so I looked up where I live on urbandictionary.com and here is what they had to say

The Main Line is an Upper class enclave outside of Philadelphia. Many people here come from old money. Bryn Mawr, Haverford, Ardmore, Gladwyne, and Wayne are the most exquisite parts of this area. Many catholics, W.A.S.P.s, and J.A.P.s live here. Avalon Brgantine and Stone Harbor are common places where many Main Liners have beach houses.

Kids and Teenagers wear Polo Ralph Lauren, Lacoste,Abercrombie, American Eagle, Juicy Couture, Michael Stars,and Solow. They shop at the King of Prussia Mall which is one of the largest malls in the country. Preppy is the best way to describe the main line.

Many exclusive clubs surround the Main Line. Catholics belong to mainly Overbrook Golf Club. W.A.S.P.s belong to Aronamink Golf Club , Waynesborough Country Club, Merion Cricket Club, and Philly Country Club. J.A.P.s belong to Radnor Valley Country Club.

Some of the highest ranked schools surround this area. Some of them are The Haverford School, Baldwin, Agnes Irwin, Episcopal Academy, Radnor, Lower Merion, and Shipley.

it's actually pretty accurate

look up the area where you live and see what it says...

[creole]

Saint Petersburg, Florida

Argueably the most beautiful city on the west coast of Florida. Population around 300,000 people, founded 1888. Named by Petr Demen for his hometown of St. Petersburg, Russia. Home to SPC and USF- St. Petersburg as well as the Salvador Dali museum and headquarters to Progress Energy Inc. Across Tampa Bay from Tampa, South of Clearwater, and North of Sarasota.

A city of the West Coast of Florida.
PSHH, YEAH RIGHT.

A turd nugget hanging off the ass of Florida.

St. Petersburg is over run by cops. Cops who use undercover cop cars that dont look like the typical white undercover police cars, who would have guessed?

Some things to do in St. Petersburg are:
1. Getting f*cked up.
2. Eating crap shrooms from Gulf Port.
3. Smoking crap weed.
4. Eating crap.
5. Trying to find a place to smoke without the cops climbing out of a storm drain and surprising you.
6. Driving down 1st. ave really fast.
7. Sneaking into and de-facing abandoned buildings.
8. Screaming at people while your driving down the street.
9. Screaming at the people waiting to get some ice cream from the Candy Kitchen while your driving down the street.

For a semi-interesting night, go DownTown to "The Rock" to see more pretentious pre-teens than you will ever want to witness in your life. Travel to the beaches on the east side of St. Pete to be molested by tourists and canadians who chose to come down south after season and think they own the place.

Want a job here? Too bad... you either have to spread your legs or sell your balls to the perverted assclowns who run the shit tourist store that your applying too because no one else wants to hire you.

Other things to do in 'DaBurg'... get jumped by 20 kids looking for kicks, have guns put in your face and watch the murder rate climb as fast as your will does to get the f*ck out of this hell hole.

LOL, SO TRUE.