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[Maccabee]

Hello CreateBlog.

I got a PayPal, and I would like some money for it. I am a Jew and I like money very much, honestly. I don't want to lie and say that my parents are dead and that I don't have cancer. Just a few dollars would be nice. It's not much. It's the least you can do after all the years of ridicule and hate. If I will be completely honest, if I am given 2.99$ or more I most likely buy a custom mousepad. In case you are interested, there is a very large thread on the poplar website facepunch.com filled with happy customers who bought the same, said mousepad. Also, the reason I say most likely, is because in the even that I am unable to spend said money, or I change my mind on which direction my money is spent, I don't want to be liar. Thank you for your time.

-Sincerely
Joseph

You can send money using the following email:
josephbc95@gmail.com

Please enjoy this photo of me with my dog, taken for this special occasion.

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Also, incase you were wondering the hat is covering some bad acne on my forehead, and with a little money I will be able to afford treatment for it. Ok, the not being able to afford it was a lie, but I do have acne on my forehead, and one large zit on my cheek as you can see.

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Now this is a story, all about how
my life got flipped, turned upside-down,
And I'd like to take a minute,
So just sit right there,
I'll tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

In West Philadelphia, born and raised,
On the playground is where Ii spent most of my days
Chillin out, maxin', relaxin' all cool,
And all shootin some b-ball outside of the school
When a couple of guys, who were up to no good,
Started makin' trouble in my neighborhood,
I got in one little fight and my mom got scared
She said 'You're movin with your auntie and uncle in Bel-Air!'

I begged and pleeded with day after day
But she packed my suitcase and sent me and my
She gave me a kiss
And then she gave me my ticket
I put my Walkman on and said 'Might as well kick it!'

First class
Yo this is bad
Drinkin orange juice out of a champaine glass
Is this what the people in Bel-Air livin like?
Hmm...this might be alright

But wait I hear the prissy,
Bushwa and all that
Is this the kind of place that they just send this cool cat?
i don't think so
I'll see when I get there
I hope they're prepared
for the Prince of Bel-Air!

Well I,
The plane landed and when I came out
There was a dude,looked like a cop,
standin there with my name out
I ain't tryin to get arrested yet
I just got here
I sprang with the quickness
and like lightening dissappeared

I whistled for a cab and when it came near
The license plate said 'Fresh'
And had dice in the mirror
If anything I could say that this cab was rare
But I thought 'Nah, forget it - Yo, homes to Bel-Air!'

I pulled up to a house about seven or eight,
I yelled to the cabbie 'Yo homes, smell ya later!'
I looked at my kingdom,
I was finally there!
To sit on my throne as the prince of Bel-Air!