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Sweet, I just made my own supplement ad
Reidar
post Nov 10 2009, 04:42 AM
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My wrist was recently giving me problems on heavy exercises. Wrapping it up and taking plenty of fish oil has seem to done the trick for it, but just to be safe I decided to buy a glucosamine-chondroitin-MSM supplement for extra joint cartilage reinforcement, "Animal Flex". Whoa, that like totally appeals to my rebellious nature. I demand my proprietary joint powder to be representative of what I'm all about. But as I was reading the nutritional info, I couldn't help but notice:

Other ingredients: shark cartilage

Wow, maybe I scoffed too soon. I'm sure that's some filler additive that you don't want to find in your pills, but f*ck that. That rules. So with this as my inspiration I designed my own product in Microsoft Paint (this is 100% free hand, you propagandist dogs).

And don't ****ing move this to Art. I want people to be attracted by the sales pitch. If this is moved then you've only admitted defeat by way of my casual Paint scribbles being qualified enough for that.
 
 
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Reidar
post Nov 10 2009, 06:25 AM
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Oh yeah, don't even get me started on that. Paleontology has completely ruined the image of dinosaurs lately in the name of "accuracy" (what the hell is this) and I have a lot of great ideas for improvements. The problem is finding scientists smart enough to use them.
 
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post Nov 10 2009, 03:54 PM
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QUOTE(Reidar @ Nov 10 2009, 08:25 AM) *
(what the hell is this)

Gay dinosaur?



But yeah, Joint X, really does work. It's true, you heard it from me, and I guarantee I am not an actor nor an ignorant person that uses sarcasm and "spammy" content in his posts.
 

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