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Dear CJ,

I need help with my unloyal computer. The disgusting windows update window keeps reminding me that I'm low on Virtual Memory (whatever the hell that is) and whenever I'm doing something in Photoshop, I keep getting
- Low on RAM or something and my computer freezes and crashes at least twice a day. I think Im out of patients with this stupid computer.

Here is the foreign encryption my computer tells me as far as "specs" Hopefully you could decode it for me and show me some ways to make my comp run faster?

Here is the code:
Intel Pentium 4 CPU 2.40GHz, 512MB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce 4MX 440 with AGP 8x

Whatever that is, it sounds really cool, but I'm sure I'm dealing with a crummy old computer and my comp and I mutually agreed that we are fed up with each other. Hopefully, your knowledge in the field of computers can rekindle the old flame that my computer and I had when I first saw it being connected into the electrical plugs of my room. Please save the 5(?) years of this precious memory for me (although the last year was rough).

I need major intervention.

Best Regards,
Kevin J + Intel Pentium 4 CPU 2.40GHz, 512MB RAM, NVIDIA GeForce 4MX 440 with AGP 8x