Probably the only good thing to come out of Twitter |
 Aug 24 2009, 11:57 AM
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Some excerpts: "Don't touch the bacon, it's not done yet. You let me handle the bacon, and i'll let you handle..what ever it is you do. I guess nothing." "Your mother made a batch of meatballs last night. Some are for you, some are for me, but more are for me. Remember that. More. Me." "Your brother brought his baby over this morning. He told me it could stand. It couldn't stand for shit. Just sat there. Big let down." "They serve Jim Beam on airplanes. Tastes like piss. You wouldn't be able to tell the difference, because you drink shit. I don't." |
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Aug 24 2009, 12:03 PM
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Probably my personal favorite: "The dog is not bored, it's a f*cking dog. It's not like he's waiting for me to give him a f*cking rubix cube. He's a god damned dog."
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mipadi Probably the only good thing to come out of Twitter Aug 24 2009, 11:57 AM
Tomates lol i'm reading these at the moment. They... Aug 24 2009, 11:59 AM hypnotique Oh jesus christ LOL Aug 24 2009, 12:00 PM
Buttsex QUOTE(mipadi @ Aug 24 2009, 12:03 PM) Pro... Aug 24 2009, 04:33 PM synkiro lol some of these, i could imagine my dad saying ;... Aug 24 2009, 12:13 PM superstitious I'm fond of "The Mime." I've be... Aug 24 2009, 01:15 PM |
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