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Mr. Compatibility Special Episode!
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post Aug 20 2009, 10:32 PM
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It would seem that Mr. Compatibility missed a match made in heaven, for you see a certain James and Cristy of createBlog have recently shacked up. What goes on between asians stays in asians (which one it is, I am not at liberty to say). I don't know if any of y'all have noticed but there have been things going back and forth between them (what kind of things, again I am not at liberty to say). They both share a love for the SNSD hit "Gee." Recently a phone tab caught James serenading Cristy with a "Gee Gee Gee Gee Cristy Cristy <3."

James, it's no use trying to cover it up. The secret's been let out. Everyone knows what's going on now. You might as well profess your true feelings for her. We know you're rich, healthy, and that you brush your teeth with caviar. We've also noticed that Cristy's caviar intake has coincidentally risen in the past few weeks. That's about the time you and her started chatting more on the boards. Coincidence? I think not.

Cristy. What more do I have to say? James is a keeper. He's a nerd so he won't cheat on you, and he likes sports so he's kinda a man a bit I guess maybe? He does drink beer so he might beat you every now and then, but that's the American way. Cheer up, live a little, and if you ever need help rolling your friend who is zerging the hsit out of you, you'll always have a secret weapon in your arsenal to pull out. They won't know what hit them, unless they're webcamming with you, then they'll know you're cheating.

Anyway, cB, show a bit of love for the newly shacked up Cristy Y and James R! Or should I say soon to be Mr and Mrs James R!
 
 
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post Aug 20 2009, 10:33 PM
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QUOTE(serotonin @ Aug 20 2009, 11:32 PM) *
It would seem that Mr. Compatibility missed a match made in heaven, for you see a certain James and Cristy of createBlog have recently shacked up. What goes on between asians stays in asians (which one it is, I am not at liberty to say). I don't know if any of y'all have noticed but there have been things going back and forth between them (what kind of things, again I am not at liberty to say). They both share a love for the SNSD hit "Gee." Recently a phone tab caught James serenading Cristy with a "Gee Gee Gee Gee Cristy Cristy <3."

James, it's no use trying to cover it up. The secret's been let out. Everyone knows what's going on now. You might as well profess your true feelings for her. We know you're rich, healthy, and that you brush your teeth with caviar. We've also noticed that Cristy's caviar intake has coincidentally risen in the past few weeks. That's about the time you and her started chatting more on the boards. Coincidence? I think not.

Cristy. What more do I have to say? James is a keeper. He's a nerd so he won't cheat on you, and he likes sports so he's kinda a man a bit I guess maybe? He does drink beer so he might beat you every now and then, but that's the American way. Cheer up, live a little, and if you ever need help rolling your friend who is zerging the hsit out of you, you'll always have a secret weapon in your arsenal to pull out. They won't know what hit them, unless they're webcamming with you, then they'll know you're cheating.

Anyway, cB, show a bit of love for the newly shacked up Cristy Y and James R! Or should I say soon to be Mr and Mrs James R!

 

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