Reidar, glorious philanthropist. |
 Aug 16 2009, 12:53 AM
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 Vae Victis  Group: Official Member Posts: 1,416 Joined: Sep 2006 Member No: 460,227  |
I caught this moron bird in my garage. It's either a juvenile sparrow or a pussy adult who can't fly. It doesn't appear to be injured.
Then the ***hole decided to get cozy and sleep on my hand. At this point I was fighting an insatiable urge to pop it in my mouth for a fresh source of protein, but I already have a meaty dinner lined up so the sucker gets off easy tonight. Instead, I decided to take advantage of the moment for propaganda purposes and to give the illusion of being a caring animal-rights advocate by building a makeshift shelter for it, where it quickly fell back asleep. It doesn't respond to English, so my best surmise at the moment is that it's a Soviet spy. I'll keep tabs on it closely. Any suggestions on how the Geneva Convention deductions on torture apply to captured birds? I think I could glean some information out of it by making it listen to Noam Chomsky lectures for an hour. |
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Aug 16 2009, 10:59 PM
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 show me a garden thats bursting to life Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 12,303 Joined: Mar 2005 Member No: 115,987 |
OMG, I never thought you'd care about such a small, pathetic weakling. Isn't that totally against your philosophy of how the weak ones should just die, thus allowing for the strong to thrive?
On the other hand.. AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW. |
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Reidar Reidar, glorious philanthropist. Aug 16 2009, 12:53 AM
doughnut aww how adorable, you kept a bird in a shoe box. t... Aug 16 2009, 01:23 AM IWontRapeYou awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Aug 16 2009, 01:25 AM jcp Awwww, reidar. Youve gone soft. What a sweet thing... Aug 16 2009, 01:32 AM Reidar Gross, cut it out. Also, that white stuff in the t... Aug 16 2009, 01:35 AM manny-the-dino Haha I love how it's just sitting there in the... Aug 16 2009, 01:40 AM
Reidar QUOTE(manny-the-dino @ Aug 16 2009,... Aug 16 2009, 02:00 AM Buttsex <3internet Aug 16 2009, 01:42 AM IWontRapeYou wtf man. Train it to kill. Aug 16 2009, 02:32 AM moirakas i want one D: Aug 16 2009, 02:43 AM Reidar I've settled on a name for it after much conte... Aug 16 2009, 02:47 AM moirakas don't eat it
mail him to me~ Aug 16 2009, 02:49 AM Buttsex That reminds me of my old dog. His name was Dog. Aug 16 2009, 02:50 AM Reidar How unoriginal and inane. Aug 16 2009, 02:51 AM Buttsex Yeah, I've never been too good at thinking up ... Aug 16 2009, 02:53 AM ArjunaCapulong QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 16 2009, 02:25 A... Aug 16 2009, 03:11 AM karmakiller I agree with Abbey. Train it to do useful stuff, l... Aug 16 2009, 04:52 PM Reidar He's finally with his own kind. I went down in... Aug 16 2009, 06:13 PM drinksmokefuck RE: Reidar, glorious philanthropist. Aug 16 2009, 06:38 PM Amaranthus It's proabably dead. Aug 16 2009, 07:15 PM fire So this heart you have, is it your own did you fin... Aug 16 2009, 07:23 PM ArjunaCapulong more like he ripped it out of somebody's body Aug 16 2009, 07:31 PM jcp QUOTE(technicolour @ Aug 16 2009, 10:59 P... Aug 16 2009, 11:12 PM karmakiller QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 16 2009, 11:12 PM) I have... Aug 16 2009, 11:59 PM Reidar I don't care about reputation. They kidnapped ... Aug 17 2009, 01:16 AM drinksmokefuck FALCON KICK Aug 17 2009, 01:22 AM fire Its Falcon Punch yo. Aug 17 2009, 01:32 AM drinksmokefuck but birds dont have arms Aug 17 2009, 02:43 PM Reidar Someone trying to smear Bird:
[00:20] knifedn3ck:... Aug 18 2009, 08:26 PM kryogenix Ah well everybody's heard about the bird. Aug 18 2009, 08:40 PM -DressYourEyelids- i'm bored with bird. bring out cat. Aug 19 2009, 07:59 AM |
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