Reidar, glorious philanthropist. |
 Aug 16 2009, 12:53 AM
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I caught this moron bird in my garage. It's either a juvenile sparrow or a pussy adult who can't fly. It doesn't appear to be injured.
Then the ***hole decided to get cozy and sleep on my hand. At this point I was fighting an insatiable urge to pop it in my mouth for a fresh source of protein, but I already have a meaty dinner lined up so the sucker gets off easy tonight. Instead, I decided to take advantage of the moment for propaganda purposes and to give the illusion of being a caring animal-rights advocate by building a makeshift shelter for it, where it quickly fell back asleep. It doesn't respond to English, so my best surmise at the moment is that it's a Soviet spy. I'll keep tabs on it closely. Any suggestions on how the Geneva Convention deductions on torture apply to captured birds? I think I could glean some information out of it by making it listen to Noam Chomsky lectures for an hour. |
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Aug 16 2009, 01:40 AM
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Haha I love how it's just sitting there in the box. SO CUTE.
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Aug 16 2009, 02:00 AM
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QUOTE(manny-the-dino @ Aug 16 2009, 01:40 AM)  Haha I love how it's just sitting there in the box. SO CUTE. Yeah, at first it wouldn't stay still in the thing but it'd be perfectly calm on my fingers, so it dawned on me that it needed a perch for its feet to conform to. So a branch did the trick. Anyways, rest assured that I'm doing everything possible to make certain that the little fella is where he belongs by tomorrow: http://img263.imageshack.us/img263/3234/434q.jpg |
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Reidar Reidar, glorious philanthropist. Aug 16 2009, 12:53 AM
doughnut aww how adorable, you kept a bird in a shoe box. t... Aug 16 2009, 01:23 AM IWontRapeYou awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww Aug 16 2009, 01:25 AM jcp Awwww, reidar. Youve gone soft. What a sweet thing... Aug 16 2009, 01:32 AM Reidar Gross, cut it out. Also, that white stuff in the t... Aug 16 2009, 01:35 AM Buttsex <3internet Aug 16 2009, 01:42 AM IWontRapeYou wtf man. Train it to kill. Aug 16 2009, 02:32 AM moirakas i want one D: Aug 16 2009, 02:43 AM Reidar I've settled on a name for it after much conte... Aug 16 2009, 02:47 AM moirakas don't eat it
mail him to me~ Aug 16 2009, 02:49 AM Buttsex That reminds me of my old dog. His name was Dog. Aug 16 2009, 02:50 AM Reidar How unoriginal and inane. Aug 16 2009, 02:51 AM Buttsex Yeah, I've never been too good at thinking up ... Aug 16 2009, 02:53 AM ArjunaCapulong QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 16 2009, 02:25 A... Aug 16 2009, 03:11 AM karmakiller I agree with Abbey. Train it to do useful stuff, l... Aug 16 2009, 04:52 PM Reidar He's finally with his own kind. I went down in... Aug 16 2009, 06:13 PM drinksmokefuck RE: Reidar, glorious philanthropist. Aug 16 2009, 06:38 PM Amaranthus It's proabably dead. Aug 16 2009, 07:15 PM fire So this heart you have, is it your own did you fin... Aug 16 2009, 07:23 PM ArjunaCapulong more like he ripped it out of somebody's body Aug 16 2009, 07:31 PM technicolour OMG, I never thought you'd care about such a s... Aug 16 2009, 10:59 PM
jcp QUOTE(technicolour @ Aug 16 2009, 10:59 P... Aug 16 2009, 11:12 PM karmakiller QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 16 2009, 11:12 PM) I have... Aug 16 2009, 11:59 PM Reidar I don't care about reputation. They kidnapped ... Aug 17 2009, 01:16 AM drinksmokefuck FALCON KICK Aug 17 2009, 01:22 AM fire Its Falcon Punch yo. Aug 17 2009, 01:32 AM drinksmokefuck but birds dont have arms Aug 17 2009, 02:43 PM Reidar Someone trying to smear Bird:
[00:20] knifedn3ck:... Aug 18 2009, 08:26 PM kryogenix Ah well everybody's heard about the bird. Aug 18 2009, 08:40 PM -DressYourEyelids- i'm bored with bird. bring out cat. Aug 19 2009, 07:59 AM |
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