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 Aug 9 2009, 12:28 PM
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 This bag is not a toy.  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108  |
(Picture of a cow on the front) - Are you old? A little "pasture" prime maybe, but not old!
This year, as you look at all your candles.. stop, drop, and roll! You know you're getting old when the only LITE you have is Cellulite.. (this one was just absolutely terrible) There was one with a whole bunch of cherries on the front of it that said, "It's your birthday, isn't it the pits?" ..I don't even GET that one. |
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Aug 9 2009, 01:57 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
I never really read cards I've gotten, I've always just opened them and would find money in it.
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libertie The worst birthday cards I've ever seen.. Aug 9 2009, 12:28 PM
jcp Wow. Hope you dont mind if I mix it up a bit. The ... Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM Buttsex QUOTE(libertie @ Aug 9 2009, 12:28 PM) Th... Aug 9 2009, 01:04 PM Joanne This reminds me of 500 Days of Summer. Aug 9 2009, 02:22 PM IWontRapeYou Age is something that doesn’t matter, unless you a... Aug 9 2009, 02:25 PM
doughnut QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 10 2009, 03:25 A... Sep 6 2009, 07:48 AM libertie QUOTE(jcp @ Aug 9 2009, 12:31 PM) Wow. Ho... Aug 9 2009, 02:36 PM fire QUOTE(libertie @ Aug 10 2009, 03:28 AM) (... Sep 6 2009, 07:52 AM |
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