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 Aug 6 2009, 09:29 PM
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 The Resident Drunk  Group: Head Staff Posts: 8,623 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,266  |
Have you ever faked an orgasm?
If so when and why? |
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Aug 8 2009, 03:31 PM
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 This bag is not a toy. Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 3,090 Joined: Oct 2007 Member No: 583,108 |
The thing that cracks me up about the yogurt thing is that the guy would literally have to KNOW beforehand that he's gonna fake it. There's so much preparation that goes into this, what with warming up the yogurt and such. I'm pretty sure that when women fake they don't PLAN it ahead of time.. for me it was just that in the moment I realized that if it kept going for too much longer, it would ruin the mood. And if I said "it's just not gonna happen" or anything along those lines, it would also kill the mood. At the time I thought it was the only way to save his dignity.
As a disclaimer, I have never faked in my current relationship. |
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DoubleJ Girls I have a question: Aug 6 2009, 09:29 PM
transcendentalism No, I don't see the point. Gives the guy a fal... Aug 6 2009, 09:56 PM
Cristy QUOTE(transcendentalism @ Aug 6 2009, 10... Aug 6 2009, 10:03 PM transcendentalism which part :( Aug 6 2009, 10:03 PM Cristy QUOTE(transcendentalism @ Aug 6 2009, 11... Aug 6 2009, 10:06 PM DoubleJ I think that girls faking orgasms is silly in my b... Aug 6 2009, 10:06 PM transcendentalism ahaha glad to see that I've maintained my pure... Aug 6 2009, 10:06 PM Cristy QUOTE(transcendentalism @ Aug 6 2009, 11... Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(Cristy @ Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM) I th... Aug 6 2009, 10:14 PM IWontRapeYou ^lol Glad I am not the only one who fails to see h... Aug 6 2009, 10:08 PM DoubleJ Think about it. Do you think every guy is really l... Aug 6 2009, 10:09 PM transcendentalism but if there's no sauce in the sock...
I call... Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM doughnut arent they going to notice there's no cum? Aug 6 2009, 10:10 PM IWontRapeYou Yeah, can't really fake the cum shot. Aug 6 2009, 10:11 PM transcendentalism jaVONNNN getcho ass in hurrrrr
i ruv u <3 Aug 6 2009, 10:11 PM drinksmokefuck easy, its called controlling your PC muscle so it ... Aug 6 2009, 10:11 PM transcendentalism But that still doesn't explain how a guy would... Aug 6 2009, 10:13 PM DoubleJ uhm hello just because you cum doesn't mean yo... Aug 6 2009, 10:21 PM karmakiller lol this is turning into an educational topic. Aug 6 2009, 10:28 PM transcendentalism I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW :( Aug 6 2009, 10:30 PM karmakiller Me neither, Ruth. :(
I kinda want to know how, th... Aug 6 2009, 10:31 PM IWontRapeYou I always thought cumming was the sigh of an orgasm... Aug 6 2009, 10:34 PM Matsumoto ^ an organism lol Aug 6 2009, 10:37 PM IWontRapeYou DAMN that's like the third time I have done th... Aug 6 2009, 10:40 PM Cristy QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 6 2009, 11:40 PM... Aug 6 2009, 11:14 PM IWontRapeYou Well, I am screwed either way then.
Ok, back t... Aug 6 2009, 11:21 PM Tramatize A male can fake an orgasm by warming up yogurt, hi... Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM smash QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) A... Aug 6 2009, 11:30 PM paozuu QUOTE(smash @ Aug 7 2009, 12:30 AM) you s... Aug 8 2009, 11:27 AM AileenWitIt QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) A... Aug 6 2009, 11:31 PM DoubleJ QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 7 2009, 12:24 AM) A... Aug 6 2009, 11:33 PM Nickfury QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 7 2009, 12:24 AM) A... Aug 8 2009, 11:57 AM brooklyneast05 uhhhhhh Aug 6 2009, 11:25 PM IWontRapeYou I love yogurt. Aug 6 2009, 11:31 PM stephinika Yes, I have, because I wanted things to end. LOL =... Aug 6 2009, 11:51 PM libertie Definitely faked before.. I felt bad about it, but... Aug 7 2009, 12:21 AM MrStrife I don't give a f*ck. I'm a guy and I faked... Aug 7 2009, 03:30 AM doughnut QUOTE(MrStrife @ Aug 7 2009, 04:30 PM) I ... Aug 7 2009, 09:58 AM Melie faked it years ago because it wasn't working. ... Aug 7 2009, 09:05 AM DoubleJ QUOTE( @ Aug 7 2009, 04:06 AM) Star Fox n... Aug 7 2009, 09:42 AM Melie QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 08:42 AM) Now... Aug 7 2009, 12:22 PM -DressYourEyelids- haven't needed to fake it... yet. Aug 7 2009, 11:13 AM drinksmokefuck ever heard of stabbing yourself? just cause its po... Aug 7 2009, 01:22 PM Melie ^and it's guys like you that get the pity sex ... Aug 7 2009, 01:44 PM drinksmokefuck QUOTE(Melie @ Aug 8 2009, 02:44 AM) ^and ... Aug 7 2009, 02:20 PM DoubleJ QUOTE(drinksmokef*ck @ Aug 7 2009, 03:20 ... Aug 7 2009, 02:34 PM ley ^lol
I think i faked it pretty much every single ... Aug 7 2009, 02:10 PM DoubleJ Is pity sex the same as taking one for the team? Aug 7 2009, 02:15 PM ley QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 02:15 PM) Is ... Aug 7 2009, 02:20 PM Nickfury i hope a chicks never faked an orgasm wit me. its ... Aug 7 2009, 02:27 PM -DressYourEyelids- QUOTE(Nickfury @ Aug 7 2009, 03:27 PM) i ... Aug 7 2009, 09:25 PM superstitious I think most women have faked it at one time or an... Aug 7 2009, 09:20 PM IWontRapeYou I would assume so too. Sometimes it's just not... Aug 7 2009, 09:23 PM Nickfury QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Aug 7 2009, 10:23 PM... Aug 7 2009, 09:24 PM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(Nickfury @ Aug 7 2009, 09:24 PM) u ... Aug 7 2009, 10:18 PM DoubleJ have you not read the rest of the thread? Aug 7 2009, 09:44 PM -DressYourEyelids- QUOTE(DoubleJ @ Aug 7 2009, 10:44 PM) hav... Aug 8 2009, 01:08 PM doughnut lol the use of yogurt Aug 7 2009, 10:02 PM hypnotique QUOTE(Tramatize @ Aug 6 2009, 11:24 PM) A... Aug 8 2009, 02:06 PM DoubleJ ^ Exactly! Like I have never understood guys t... Aug 8 2009, 05:25 PM hypnotique See the queen of kink was not aware that cum doesn... Aug 9 2009, 07:57 PM transcendentalism QUOTE(hypnotique @ Aug 9 2009, 07:57 PM) ... Aug 10 2009, 01:40 PM DoubleJ I mean but why would you believe that? You actuall... Aug 13 2009, 11:41 PM Amaranthus If it were me and I wasn't feeling it, I don... Aug 14 2009, 12:21 AM |
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