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fml! no stfu -_-
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post Apr 19 2009, 09:59 AM
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FML is starting to piss me off.

"i tripped on a step! fml!"

"i overslept! fml!"

"i stubbed my toe! fml!"


it's not that bad. get over it.

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post Aug 7 2009, 04:56 PM
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this one is so full of win


Today at work, I correctly answered a question about the boiling point of water. My boss congratulated me and asked if I was going into sciences. I didn't tell him I'd learned it from the Magic School Bus. MLIA.

love that show :D

Today, I was texting in an area that didn't have much signal. My friend told me that if I raised my hand the message would send. I held up the hand that wasn't holding my phone. The message immediately sent. I haven't been this excited in weeks. MLIA


Today, I saw Bruno. During one of the many gay sex scenes, an old lady sitting behind me said, "Ohhhh thats how they do it!". It was the funniest moment of the whole movie. MLIA.
 

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heartquasm   fml! no stfu -_-   Apr 19 2009, 09:59 AM
jcp   seriously.   Apr 19 2009, 09:59 AM
hypnotique   Its cause that site got too mainstream where any 1...   Apr 19 2009, 12:32 PM
DoubleJ   I love how fad's catch on overnight and then p...   Apr 19 2009, 12:36 PM
Joanne   I KNOW EH. I complained about this a while ago on ...   Apr 19 2009, 01:17 PM
Buttsex   QUOTE(Joanne @ Apr 19 2009, 01:17 PM) Fai...   Aug 7 2009, 04:52 PM
IWontRapeYou   QUOTE(Buttsex @ Aug 7 2009, 04:52 PM) The...   Aug 7 2009, 05:10 PM
illmortal   wtf is fml?   Apr 19 2009, 01:18 PM
DoubleJ   f*ck My Life   Apr 19 2009, 01:19 PM
jcp   f*** my life http://www.fmylife.com/ edit you beat...   Apr 19 2009, 01:20 PM
illmortal   wow. Maybe I should vote for internet censorship.   Apr 19 2009, 01:43 PM
ArjunaCapulong   QUOTE(A1Bassline @ Apr 19 2009, 01:33 PM)...   Apr 19 2009, 02:10 PM
paozuu   i agree, alllll my friends know about it now and i...   Apr 19 2009, 04:07 PM
Deetard   i went on cb fml   Apr 19 2009, 04:08 PM
superstitious   I never even knew this existed. I usually jus...   Apr 19 2009, 04:25 PM
illmortal   QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 19 2009, 05:25 ...   Apr 19 2009, 04:56 PM
superstitious   QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 19 2009, 04:25 ...   Apr 20 2009, 02:08 PM
WarMachine   QUOTE(superstitious @ Apr 20 2009, 03:08 ...   Apr 20 2009, 02:14 PM
hypnotique   QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 20 2009, 02:14 PM)...   Apr 20 2009, 04:05 PM
interpretation   I've been thinking the same thing. Most of the...   Apr 19 2009, 06:52 PM
Tomates   but one thing, if i may add, why does everyone get...   Apr 19 2009, 07:03 PM
Joanne   QUOTE(Tomates @ Apr 19 2009, 05:03 PM) Th...   Apr 19 2009, 07:08 PM
hypnotique   QUOTE(Tomates @ Apr 19 2009, 07:03 PM) bu...   Apr 19 2009, 07:58 PM
Tomates   QUOTE(hypnotique @ Apr 19 2009, 08:58 PM)...   Apr 19 2009, 08:06 PM
synatribe   QUOTE(Tomates @ Apr 19 2009, 08:06 PM) I ...   Apr 19 2009, 08:08 PM
brooklyneast05   i always thought it was like 97% made up stories   Apr 19 2009, 07:13 PM
kryogenix   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 19 2009, 07:13...   Apr 20 2009, 12:24 AM
synatribe   FML is just becoming another word for the internet...   Apr 19 2009, 08:06 PM
shanaynay   back to bash.org...   Apr 19 2009, 08:17 PM
paozuu   QUOTE(shanaynay @ Apr 19 2009, 09:17 PM) ...   Apr 20 2009, 12:19 AM
Joanne   The difference between fmylife and MySpace, though...   Apr 19 2009, 08:30 PM
livwho   I don't like moderating, but some of them are ...   Apr 19 2009, 11:45 PM
paperplane   This has been bugging me for weeks, but they'r...   Apr 20 2009, 12:48 AM
Gigi   Well, if you hate FML, you'd better start lovi...   Apr 20 2009, 01:59 AM
Joanne   QUOTE(Gigi @ Apr 19 2009, 11:59 PM) Well,...   Apr 20 2009, 04:23 PM
Gigi   Some of my faves: QUOTEI’ve never read or seen Tw...   Apr 20 2009, 02:00 AM
heartquasm   ^ niiiice. QUOTEI didn't get raped on my way ...   Apr 20 2009, 09:43 AM
superstitious   The first time was an accident, I swear.   Apr 20 2009, 04:16 PM
heartquasm   FML fails because 100% of the posts are people com...   Apr 21 2009, 11:43 AM
kryogenix   QUOTE(heartquasm @ Apr 21 2009, 11:43 AM)...   Apr 21 2009, 11:46 AM
heartquasm   you sort of suck at reading comprehension.   Apr 21 2009, 11:53 AM
kryogenix   care to enlighten me? pretty prease? i mean, i t...   Apr 21 2009, 11:55 AM
heartquasm   1) Point of my original post was that FML is nothi...   Apr 21 2009, 12:03 PM
kryogenix   not going to lie, that's me ^_~, but i did fee...   Apr 21 2009, 12:04 PM
leyvacu   If your f*cking your life because u stubbed ur toe...   Apr 22 2009, 03:58 PM
AileenWitIt   I ran into this webpage, and I actually laughed at...   Aug 7 2009, 12:22 AM
Cristy   QUOTE(AileenWitIt @ Aug 7 2009, 01:22 AM)...   Aug 7 2009, 11:54 AM
jcp   Theres already a thread like this.   Aug 7 2009, 01:08 AM
emberfly   we have a thread for this already. I like this on...   Aug 7 2009, 01:08 AM
Janette   Why is this in intros? lol   Aug 7 2009, 01:16 AM
Mike   Topic moved to The Lounge.   Aug 7 2009, 07:59 AM
ArjunaCapulong   QUOTE( @ Aug 7 2009, 02:54 AM) My ex made...   Aug 7 2009, 11:55 AM
libertie   http://mylifeisaverage.com It makes me feel bette...   Aug 7 2009, 01:25 PM
drinksmokefuck   I got a boner in class. No one noticed. MLIA   Aug 7 2009, 02:14 PM
emberfly   this one is so full of win Today at work, I corr...   Aug 7 2009, 04:56 PM


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