Is there any denying, I'm the most prolific, swagtastic poster to ever post on CB, o(-( Options

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Now I know my swagger is probably not going to let you understand this since it's on a 100 thousand trillion, but I'm going to explain anyway.

Everyone of my posts are so delicately written and crafted such that the user who reads is mesmerized in amazement. Before I click add reply, every post is sent to the swag gods for their approval. If I have failed the swag gods, I do not post, otherwise I post. Upon this post hitting CB each member looks at it with approval or hate. Hate it or love it the swagdog is on top. Even I myself am astonished at how I come up with these viewtiful posts. Sometimes I sit and ask myself why was I born with this gift? Why is my swag so high?

If you can refute, or have someone in mind who is more prolific, I would like to hear from you. I will happily prove you wrong and make you bow before me after this is all over and done with. I will send you crawling to your mammy and daddy like you was in huggie pull-ups.

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[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Prolific - adjective - Characterized by abundant production
By that definition, I'm a more prolific poster.

Here at CB we do not care about abundance. We care about productivity. Has there been anyone to grace the face of CB with more swag than me? We are talking about quality over quantity. The word prolific was pioneered way before my existence, but was made for me. A great prophet predicted that a person like me would enter this world with a swag unmatched by even Kanye West himself. Only two people comes to mind, when I think of someone who could possibly exceed my swaglific style. They're names are Jesus and Michael Jackson when he did Smooth Criminal.

Damn, who's this scrub that's sitting at my throne?
<---- Peep the post count and join date niggas. Nuff said
f****ts better bow down and kiss the motherf*ckin ring

First off, my swag will only allow me to bow to those who bow to me out of respect. Secondly, I saw a vacant throne, and decided to take it and make history becoming the first black man to be seated on the throne of CB. Did Obama not say a change was going to come? Third, my post count does not determine how prolific my post game is. I'm like a little bit of Wilt Chamberlain with a little bit of Kareem when I'm posting.

oh my god
such a narcissistic creep

How dare you mistake the truth for narcissism. Did you know every time I step into CBC I lower my swag just so some of you guys can keep up with me? Its like Dragonball Z where they have to suppress their power level, only difference is I'm suppressing my swag. You trying your best to be depressing my swag. Only a few people in CBC come to mind when I think of a swag game so mean like Dante in the Devil May Cry series.

okay rich boy

You know you lying. Only reason you saying this, is so people come in here, and get the wrong impression of my outer beauty. I have walked a lotta of miles in my life, and never have I had Rich Boy. Therefore, I'm forced to believe you trying to sabotage my swag.

weak.

Weak , you can't be serious. Please refer to the poster above the poster above yours. That dude ain't doing nothing but spitting the truth.

[kryogenix]

First off, my swag will only allow me to bow to those who bow to me out of respect. Secondly, I saw a vacant throne, and decided to take it and make history becoming the first black man to be seated on the throne of CB. Did Obama not say a change was going to come? Third, my post count does not determine how prolific my post game is. I'm like a little bit of Wilt Chamberlain with a little bit of Kareem when I'm posting.

one time, I thought you were sitting at my throne, but now that I take another look at it, I had confused the massive floater I left there for your face

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