Is there any denying, I'm the most prolific, swagtastic poster to ever post on CB, o(-( Options

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Now I know my swagger is probably not going to let you understand this since it's on a 100 thousand trillion, but I'm going to explain anyway.

Everyone of my posts are so delicately written and crafted such that the user who reads is mesmerized in amazement. Before I click add reply, every post is sent to the swag gods for their approval. If I have failed the swag gods, I do not post, otherwise I post. Upon this post hitting CB each member looks at it with approval or hate. Hate it or love it the swagdog is on top. Even I myself am astonished at how I come up with these viewtiful posts. Sometimes I sit and ask myself why was I born with this gift? Why is my swag so high?

If you can refute, or have someone in mind who is more prolific, I would like to hear from you. I will happily prove you wrong and make you bow before me after this is all over and done with. I will send you crawling to your mammy and daddy like you was in huggie pull-ups.

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[Simba]

dang i thought this was supposed to be the topic where you say you're a virgin and proud if it mayne

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

dang i thought this was supposed to be the topic where you say you're a virgin and proud if it mayne

Arjuna, my son, this is what you tell girls so they feel sorry for you and sleep with you.

[hypnotique]

Arjuna, my son, this is what you tell girls so they feel sorry for you and sleep with you.

True. I fell for his little trap

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

can i be a swagtastic

No doubt . Who bought the trend to CB? If that ain't swag, I don't know what is.

Even a Supreme Overlord cannot surpass your swag. T_T
But if a Supreme Overlord and a Supreme Underlord were to combine forces, possibly, just maybe, wait. No. That won't work either.

I to have thought of this scenario often in my mind. I'll stand here and be an honest man. In order to preserve my swag, I wouldn't even stand up to either force. Instead I would make a pact that I must keep my swag in check at all times. Of course my swag would inevitably convince them to accept this agreement.

You don't have to be the most prolific, swagtastic ANYTHING to reply with an emphatic 'NO.' to that question.

KC, you truly inspire awe, as always.

Word to that denim part. I skipped that post intentionally because I knew someone with high swag would come in here and answer that question properly.

And I have to bow to that last part because the truth has been spoken. *bows*

I honestly think he is one... no other reason why he'd swing the other way.

I know you aren't talking about people swinging different ways when you had a dude in your CBspace profile photo flexing his muscles.

True. I fell for his little trap

I apologize for this. My swag made me do this.

[Mikeplyts]

I to have thought of this scenario often in my mind. I'll stand here and be an honest man. In order to preserve my swag, I wouldn't even stand up to either force. Instead I would make a pact that I must keep my swag in check at all times. Of course my swag would inevitably convince them to accept this agreement.

I see. Due to your honesty and wise ways, Megan and I accept this agreement.

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

I see. Due to your honesty and wise ways, Megan and I accept this agreement.

@ the fact you guys were able to suppress these powers without my knowledge. Which one rules the underworld, and which one rules the overworld? And why does this remind me of Disgaea 1 through 3? LOL

I think KC is neat.

Thank you Rebs. Your swagger is constantly rising. Speaking of neat, I've tried to put the hip-hop trend aside and started dressing in button up shirts and slacks. The response I get from people is a lot different. It's like people take notice to my swag even more. When I walk in the room with hip hop clothing peeps always ask about the designs I'm decked out in, but now that I'm looking like the head of my class peeps be like dayumnnnn.

lmao she just called you neat

Word, I'm fresh to def like a million bucks.

@Javonn - I think you know the answer to this question. I know when you step up in the place, the people's swag around you automatically goes up just from your presence.

[Mikeplyts]

@ the fact you guys were able to suppress these powers without my knowledge. Which one rules the underworld, and which one rules the overworld? And why does this remind me of Disgaea 1 through 3? LOL

I am the Supreme Overlord, while my humble assistant, Megan, is the Supreme Underlord. It may remind of your Disgaea 1 through 3 because you're swag corrupts when you think about the might of our power.