Is there any denying, I'm the most prolific, swagtastic poster to ever post on CB, o(-( |
Is there any denying, I'm the most prolific, swagtastic poster to ever post on CB, o(-( |
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![]() Drank wit your boy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 ![]() |
Now I know my swagger is probably not going to let you understand this since it's on a 100 thousand trillion, but I'm going to explain anyway.
Everyone of my posts are so delicately written and crafted such that the user who reads is mesmerized in amazement. Before I click add reply, every post is sent to the swag gods for their approval. If I have failed the swag gods, I do not post, otherwise I post. Upon this post hitting CB each member looks at it with approval or hate. Hate it or love it the swagdog is on top. Even I myself am astonished at how I come up with these viewtiful posts. Sometimes I sit and ask myself why was I born with this gift? Why is my swag so high? If you can refute, or have someone in mind who is more prolific, I would like to hear from you. I will happily prove you wrong and make you bow before me after this is all over and done with. I will send you crawling to your mammy and daddy like you was in huggie pull-ups. |
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dang i thought this was supposed to be the topic where you say you're a virgin and proud if it mayne
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![]() Drank wit your boy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 ![]() |
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![]() Live long and prosper. ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 5,525 Joined: Nov 2006 Member No: 478,024 ![]() |
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![]() Drank wit your boy ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Official Member Posts: 1,711 Joined: May 2008 Member No: 649,997 ![]() |
can i be a swagtastic ![]() No doubt ![]() ![]() Even a Supreme Overlord cannot surpass your swag. T_T But if a Supreme Overlord and a Supreme Underlord were to combine forces, possibly, just maybe, wait. No. That won't work either. ![]() I to have thought of this scenario often in my mind. I'll stand here and be an honest man. In order to preserve my swag, I wouldn't even stand up to either force. Instead I would make a pact that I must keep my swag in check at all times. Of course my swag would inevitably convince them to accept this agreement. You don't have to be the most prolific, swagtastic ANYTHING to reply with an emphatic 'NO.' to that question. KC, you truly inspire awe, as always. Word to that denim part. I skipped that post intentionally because I knew someone with high swag would come in here and answer that question properly. And I have to bow to that last part because the truth has been spoken. *bows* I honestly think he is one... no other reason why he'd swing the other way. ![]() I know you aren't talking about people swinging different ways when you had a dude in your CBspace profile photo flexing his muscles. True. I fell for his little trap I apologize for this. My swag made me do this. |
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