Dr. :santa: Options

[brooklyneast05]

well i had to make a new thread since TJ ruined my last one. we're starting over.

i've decided to be the self proclaimed relationship expert of createblog's relationship forum. if you need advice, just post your problem here and i will guide you through your trouble waters and relationship hurdles.






NOTICE: don't ask me about mr. compatibility. this thread isn't mr. compatibility. if you have a problem with mr. compatibility's production speed then go find someone else to be him. i'll do it when i want to and i won't when i don't.


this is Dr. , don't get the two confused

[batman]

Dear Dr.

For a while now, I have been hopelessly pining over my summer class teacher, mainly because I think he's cute and want to screw his super cute, post-hipster-but-still-wearing-hipster-glasses, indie music listening, old enough to be a problem but not too old to be an impossibility self until we both can't see straight.

You see, it started off as a deep physical attraction that was fun and exciting, yet controllable all at the same time since I knew that he had a wife and possibly even children. However, the moment I decided to back off, he stops wearing his wedding ring and starts getting uncomfortably (yet so comfortably) close. He would whisper something to me and his lips would brush my ear, he would put his hand on my back and leave it there a few seconds longer than what should be appropriate, he's developed a habit of brushing against me and invading my personal space (that I am 100% willing to share with him). Once he even walked me all the way to my car because I didn't have an umbrella with me... but it wasn't even raining!

What should I do about this? Should I think about his poor wife and ignore him whenever he gets way too close or should I discreetly slip a motel6 room key into his hand the next time he brushes my hair away from my face ;)

Horny for learning and forever stumped,
Miss Wants-to-f*ck-her-teacher's-brains-out

[Just_Dream]

Dear Dr.

For a while now, I have been hopelessly pining over my summer class teacher, mainly because I think he's cute and want to screw his super cute, post-hipster-but-still-wearing-hipster-glasses, indie music listening, old enough to be a problem but not too old to be an impossibility self until we both can't see straight.

You see, it started off as a deep physical attraction that was fun and exciting, yet controllable all at the same time since I knew that he had a wife and possibly even children. However, the moment I decided to back off, he stops wearing his wedding ring and starts getting uncomfortably (yet so comfortably) close. He would whisper something to me and his lips would brush my ear, he would put his hand on my back and leave it there a few seconds longer than what should be appropriate, he's developed a habit of brushing against me and invading my personal space (that I am 100% willing to share with him). Once he even walked me all the way to my car because I didn't have an umbrella with me... but it wasn't even raining!

What should I do about this? Should I think about his poor wife and ignore him whenever he gets way too close or should I discreetly slip a motel6 room key into his hand the next time he brushes my hair away from my face ;)

Horny for learning and forever stumped,
Miss Wants-to-f*ck-her-teacher's-brains-out

Sorry Dr. , but Dr. is stepping in...

Have you seen the movie "He's Not That Into You"?! If not, rent it or download it. SRSLY, he's probably just in it for your body (you are young and attractive in his eyes), and is probably hoping that his wife eventually finds out so he can leave her...




No strings attached is fine. You might be seen as the bitch by others, but a gotta make ends meet (in your case, make grades MEAT) and satisfy her sexual desire once in a while. As Drew Barrymore's character Mary said, "It's exhausting..." (although not exactly in the same context).

EDIT: p.s. if he's paying, might as well stay at the Hilton.