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Amaranthus
post Jul 20 2009, 08:17 PM
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So I lost my graphing calculator during the last school year, and I haven't had it for several months. Since they're a bit expensive, I was too nervous to tell my mum about it for obvious reasons.
Last year I was able to use the school's calculators that were provided, but this coming year they won't be providing them since I'm taking AP Stat.

So I'm pretty much f*cked now. How should I tell her I need another one without her getting pissed? I'm ok with lying, but I need some good ones.
 
 
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Mikeplyts
post Jul 25 2009, 06:24 PM
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Amaranthus   Liar Liar Pants on Fire   Jul 20 2009, 08:17 PM
Buttsex   Or, you know, tell the truth?   Jul 20 2009, 08:26 PM
jcp   How bout you tell her. It has been at least a year...   Jul 20 2009, 08:52 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 20 2009, 09:52 PM) How bo...   Jul 20 2009, 09:55 PM
technicolour   Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Tell her straight up. Lying wo...   Jul 20 2009, 09:15 PM
hypnotique   Tell her one of those mexican kids took it. in a ...   Jul 20 2009, 09:36 PM
Tomates   I had to buy a graphing calculator for my up comin...   Jul 20 2009, 10:07 PM
interpretation   Tell her about it and see if she'll get you a ...   Jul 20 2009, 10:32 PM
kryogenix   LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE YOU'RE NOT GANGSTA YOU...   Jul 20 2009, 10:33 PM
drinksmokefuck   stop being a little bitch and man up, like your mo...   Jul 20 2009, 11:38 PM
livwho   Cohoe, a year out of a $150 dollar graphing c...   Jul 21 2009, 12:06 AM
iExquisite   just tell her. it's really not a big deal i lo...   Jul 21 2009, 12:27 PM
Gigi   There are worse things that could happen. Yeah she...   Jul 21 2009, 12:30 PM
Seon-ho-Lee   or i can just ship you mine, since i have zero use...   Jul 21 2009, 06:43 PM
Amaranthus   QUOTE(hypnotique @ Jul 20 2009, 10:36 PM)...   Jul 25 2009, 12:31 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 01:31 PM)...   Jul 25 2009, 12:40 PM
Buttsex   QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 25 2009, 12:40 PM) ...   Jul 25 2009, 01:00 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(Buttsex @ Jul 25 2009, 02:00 PM) Ne...   Jul 25 2009, 01:42 PM
nikx618   I just got a graphing calculator [: Telling the tr...   Jul 25 2009, 01:40 PM
Amaranthus   QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 25 2009, 01:40 PM) ...   Jul 25 2009, 05:51 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 06:51 PM)...   Jul 25 2009, 06:06 PM
Amaranthus   How come you called KC then huh?   Jul 25 2009, 06:10 PM
Mikeplyts   QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 07:10 PM)...   Jul 25 2009, 06:11 PM
Amaranthus   So you lying now?   Jul 25 2009, 06:12 PM
Mikeplyts   Exactly.   Jul 25 2009, 06:16 PM
Amaranthus   ^LIAR LIAR PANTS on FIRE!   Jul 25 2009, 06:22 PM
Mikeplyts   It's PLANTS FOR HIRE, Spongebob.   Jul 25 2009, 06:24 PM
Amaranthus   Someone's flirting. Anyways, we're getting...   Jul 25 2009, 06:29 PM
Mikeplyts   Yes, yes we are. Anyways, your resolution is to st...   Jul 25 2009, 06:48 PM
Amaranthus   OKAY! But I'll blame it on some Puerto Ric...   Jul 25 2009, 06:52 PM
Mikeplyts   Good. Then tell her that he tripped and it fell ou...   Jul 25 2009, 07:07 PM
Just_Dream   Just buy a used one off of ebay or something. It...   Jul 25 2009, 07:31 PM


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