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 Jul 20 2009, 08:17 PM
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 Fellatio.  Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775  |
So I lost my graphing calculator during the last school year, and I haven't had it for several months. Since they're a bit expensive, I was too nervous to tell my mum about it for obvious reasons.
Last year I was able to use the school's calculators that were provided, but this coming year they won't be providing them since I'm taking AP Stat. So I'm pretty much f*cked now. How should I tell her I need another one without her getting pissed? I'm ok with lying, but I need some good ones. |
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Jul 25 2009, 12:31 PM
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Fellatio. Group: Official Member Posts: 2,122 Joined: Mar 2007 Member No: 511,775 |
QUOTE(hypnotique @ Jul 20 2009, 10:36 PM)  Tell her one of those mexican kids took it. in a crisis, blame one of us. I use that excuse too often, sorry. QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 20 2009, 10:55 PM) Agreed. You could also say that a finnish ninja somehow broke into your room and performed several mind damaging techniques on you causing you to pass out and while you passed out, the ninja used her/his ninja skills to swipe your calculator just in time before you woke up again.  That, or tell the truth.n*gga, please. My mother knows Finnish ninjas have no need for calculators. QUOTE(Tomates @ Jul 20 2009, 11:07 PM) I had to buy a graphing calculator for my up coming re-take on the ACT and just for some other math classes in general. Tell your mom you lost it, also go on ebay, i was able to buy mine for $60  Sounds good. QUOTE(Seon-ho-Lee @ Jul 21 2009, 07:43 PM) or i can just ship you mine, since i have zero use of it now 4reelz yo dats tight. |
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Jul 25 2009, 12:40 PM
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 Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 01:31 PM) n*gga, please. My mother knows Finnish ninjas have no need for calculators.  YOU CALLED ME A NIGGA!!!!*tells KC* |
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Jul 25 2009, 01:00 PM
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 /人◕‿‿◕人\ Group: Official Member Posts: 8,283 Joined: Dec 2007 Member No: 602,927 |
QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 25 2009, 12:40 PM) YOU CALLED ME A NIGGA!!!!*tells KC* Negro. |
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Jul 25 2009, 01:42 PM
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Mel Blanc was allergic to carrots. Group: Official Designer Posts: 6,371 Joined: Aug 2008 Member No: 676,291 |
QUOTE(Buttsex @ Jul 25 2009, 02:00 PM) Negro. Blanco. |
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Posts in this topic
Amaranthus Liar Liar Pants on Fire Jul 20 2009, 08:17 PM
Buttsex Or, you know, tell the truth? Jul 20 2009, 08:26 PM jcp How bout you tell her. It has been at least a year... Jul 20 2009, 08:52 PM
Mikeplyts QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 20 2009, 09:52 PM) How bo... Jul 20 2009, 09:55 PM technicolour Yeaaaaaaaaahhhhhhh. Tell her straight up. Lying wo... Jul 20 2009, 09:15 PM hypnotique Tell her one of those mexican kids took it.
in a ... Jul 20 2009, 09:36 PM Tomates I had to buy a graphing calculator for my up comin... Jul 20 2009, 10:07 PM interpretation Tell her about it and see if she'll get you a ... Jul 20 2009, 10:32 PM kryogenix LIAR LIAR PANTS ON FIRE
YOU'RE NOT GANGSTA YOU... Jul 20 2009, 10:33 PM drinksmokefuck stop being a little bitch and man up, like your mo... Jul 20 2009, 11:38 PM livwho Cohoe, a year out of a $150 dollar graphing c... Jul 21 2009, 12:06 AM iExquisite just tell her. it's really not a big deal
i lo... Jul 21 2009, 12:27 PM Gigi There are worse things that could happen. Yeah she... Jul 21 2009, 12:30 PM Seon-ho-Lee or i can just ship you mine, since i have zero use... Jul 21 2009, 06:43 PM nikx618 I just got a graphing calculator [:
Telling the tr... Jul 25 2009, 01:40 PM Amaranthus QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Jul 25 2009, 01:40 PM) ... Jul 25 2009, 05:51 PM Mikeplyts QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 06:51 PM)... Jul 25 2009, 06:06 PM Amaranthus How come you called KC then huh? Jul 25 2009, 06:10 PM Mikeplyts QUOTE(Amaranthus @ Jul 25 2009, 07:10 PM)... Jul 25 2009, 06:11 PM Amaranthus So you lying now? Jul 25 2009, 06:12 PM Mikeplyts Exactly. Jul 25 2009, 06:16 PM Amaranthus ^LIAR LIAR PANTS on FIRE! Jul 25 2009, 06:22 PM Mikeplyts It's PLANTS FOR HIRE, Spongebob. Jul 25 2009, 06:24 PM Amaranthus Someone's flirting.
Anyways, we're getting... Jul 25 2009, 06:29 PM Mikeplyts Yes, yes we are. Anyways, your resolution is to st... Jul 25 2009, 06:48 PM Amaranthus OKAY!
But I'll blame it on some Puerto Ric... Jul 25 2009, 06:52 PM Mikeplyts Good. Then tell her that he tripped and it fell ou... Jul 25 2009, 07:07 PM Just_Dream Just buy a used one off of ebay or something. It... Jul 25 2009, 07:31 PM |
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