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splendid
post Jul 15 2009, 05:45 PM
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have you ever been caught? where? describe? ahahahaha
 
 
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splendid
post Jul 18 2009, 11:52 PM
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NONO, i use the internet on my itouch..
so my parents can't find no more dirty sites
 
medic
post Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM
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QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 18 2009, 10:52 PM) *
NONO, i use the internet on my itouch..
so my parents can't find no more dirty sites


If you're parent are smart, they'd use OpenDNS or a DNS router based filter that blocks all traffic on the network and sends them weakly reports.

I used to get paid to setup the OpenDNS software on peoples routers.

Also, to the whole conversation about hold it in. Don't, things get messy when the time comes to let it out, and I am not talking about by yourself.....
 

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splendid   caught masterbating?   Jul 15 2009, 05:45 PM
karmakiller   Isn't that what locks are for?   Jul 15 2009, 06:49 PM
-DressYourEyelids-   i got caught in the bathtub by phil. not the end o...   Jul 15 2009, 07:27 PM
moirakas   damn. that'd be shitty.   Jul 16 2009, 04:40 AM
Mikeplyts   I'm a ninja.   Jul 16 2009, 05:21 AM
iExquisite   never. u need privacy to do things like that unles...   Jul 16 2009, 11:17 PM
jcp   No. Mainly because im not an idiot. QUOTE(karmaki...   Jul 16 2009, 11:41 PM
MrStrife   I never got caught masterbating but my momz found ...   Jul 17 2009, 06:24 PM
paozuu   ^awh, why did she get mad? she shouldn't know ...   Jul 17 2009, 08:00 PM
jcp   QUOTE(paozuu @ Jul 17 2009, 08:00 PM) ^aw...   Jul 17 2009, 08:28 PM
brooklyneast05   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 17 2009, 08:28 PM) Well a...   Jul 17 2009, 10:28 PM
IWontRapeYou   I caught my friend jerkin it once pretty hard once...   Jul 17 2009, 08:45 PM
smash   ^i've seen it happen. it was a little disturbi...   Jul 17 2009, 10:44 PM
Gigi   Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for ...   Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM
kaijubot   QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 17 2009, 11:48 PM) Actua...   Jul 17 2009, 10:55 PM
jcp   QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM) Actua...   Jul 17 2009, 11:47 PM
doughnut   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 12:47 PM) and no...   Jul 18 2009, 12:01 AM
jcp   QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM) Actua...   Jul 18 2009, 12:05 AM
kaijubot   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 12:47 AM) Actual...   Jul 18 2009, 07:34 AM
Gigi   Sigh. I know. I just can't contain the geek so...   Jul 17 2009, 11:12 PM
IWontRapeYou   lulz dead sperm don't swim very fast Joseph   Jul 18 2009, 12:06 AM
Gigi   QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jul 17 2009, 10:06 P...   Jul 18 2009, 07:31 AM
jcp   I like it when you talk about my sperm...keep goin...   Jul 18 2009, 12:20 AM
splendid   totally agree.. only idiots get caught for real.. ...   Jul 18 2009, 11:35 PM
jcp   QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 18 2009, 11:35 PM) t...   Jul 18 2009, 11:37 PM
IWontRapeYou   It means his iphone is a whore while his computer ...   Jul 18 2009, 11:40 PM
jcp   I understand that. Im wondering how. Cause what if...   Jul 18 2009, 11:41 PM
splendid   NONO, i use the internet on my itouch.. so my pare...   Jul 18 2009, 11:52 PM
medic   QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 18 2009, 10:52 PM) N...   Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM
IWontRapeYou   QUOTE(medic @ Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM) Also...   Jul 19 2009, 01:12 AM
medic   QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jul 19 2009, 12:12 A...   Jul 19 2009, 01:22 AM
jcp   You should still clear your itouch's history a...   Jul 18 2009, 11:57 PM
splendid   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM) You sh...   Jul 19 2009, 12:05 AM
jcp   As you browse it erases all history, cookies cache...   Jul 19 2009, 12:14 AM
splendid   yeah i just checked there's nothing.. but that...   Jul 19 2009, 12:16 AM
jcp   In mozilla firefox go to options, then click start...   Jul 19 2009, 12:25 AM
splendid   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 01:25 AM) In moz...   Jul 19 2009, 12:42 AM
IWontRapeYou   psh. I think people should flaunt there porn colle...   Jul 19 2009, 12:43 AM
splendid   yeah, so does my mom   Jul 19 2009, 12:48 AM
IWontRapeYou   QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 19 2009, 12:48 AM) y...   Jul 19 2009, 12:52 AM
brooklyneast05   unexpected answer   Jul 19 2009, 12:49 AM
jcp   Then he could just use a proxy. And im glad my par...   Jul 19 2009, 12:59 AM
medic   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 11:59 PM) Then h...   Jul 19 2009, 01:00 AM
jcp   What is your job again? And how much money do you ...   Jul 19 2009, 01:05 AM
medic   QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 12:05 AM) What i...   Jul 19 2009, 01:10 AM
splendid   ahaha, my parents arn't THAT uptight.. just in...   Jul 19 2009, 01:34 AM
rnicron   joseph sure knows a lot about this hiding porn stu...   Jul 25 2009, 11:10 AM
jcp   No. I just know my software.   Jul 25 2009, 02:02 PM
Mikeplyts   I think Joseph's only "porn" is the ...   Jul 25 2009, 02:07 PM
IWontRapeYou   and the NSFW thread   Jul 25 2009, 02:09 PM
jcp   I uhhh...   Jul 25 2009, 02:19 PM


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