caught masterbating?, have you ever? |
 Jul 15 2009, 05:45 PM
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 model type = no appetite  Group: Member Posts: 137 Joined: Jul 2009 Member No: 737,182  |
have you ever been caught? where? describe? ahahahaha
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Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM
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 in a matter of time Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 7,151 Joined: Aug 2005 Member No: 191,357 |
Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for men. Semen that has been "stored" for too long isn't as fertile as "fresh" semen. So evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbated and therefore had "fresher" sperm could impregnate women more easily.
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Jul 18 2009, 12:05 AM
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 Senior Member Group: Official Designer Posts: 5,880 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 593,382 |
QUOTE(Gigi @ Jul 17 2009, 10:48 PM)  Actually, masturbating is natural, especially for men. Semen that has been "stored" for too long isn't as fertile as "fresh" semen. So evolutionarily speaking, men who masturbated and therefore had "fresher" sperm could impregnate women more easily. Yup. One flaw...the longer you go without emptying the tank the more you produce. And dont you have higher chances of impregnating a women with more sperm? |
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Jul 18 2009, 07:34 AM
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QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 12:47 AM) Actually there is a point because I never knew that and now I'm that much smarter. QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 01:05 AM) One flaw...the longer you go without emptying the tank the more you produce. And dont you have higher chances of impregnating a women with more sperm? acquiring knowledge of facts != getting smarter |
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splendid caught masterbating? Jul 15 2009, 05:45 PM
karmakiller Isn't that what locks are for? Jul 15 2009, 06:49 PM -DressYourEyelids- i got caught in the bathtub by phil. not the end o... Jul 15 2009, 07:27 PM moirakas damn. that'd be shitty. Jul 16 2009, 04:40 AM Mikeplyts I'm a ninja. Jul 16 2009, 05:21 AM iExquisite never. u need privacy to do things like that unles... Jul 16 2009, 11:17 PM jcp No. Mainly because im not an idiot.
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so my pare... Jul 18 2009, 11:52 PM medic QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 18 2009, 10:52 PM) N... Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(medic @ Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM) Also... Jul 19 2009, 01:12 AM medic QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Jul 19 2009, 12:12 A... Jul 19 2009, 01:22 AM jcp You should still clear your itouch's history a... Jul 18 2009, 11:57 PM splendid QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 12:57 AM) You sh... Jul 19 2009, 12:05 AM jcp As you browse it erases all history, cookies cache... Jul 19 2009, 12:14 AM splendid yeah i just checked there's nothing..
but that... Jul 19 2009, 12:16 AM jcp In mozilla firefox go to options, then click start... Jul 19 2009, 12:25 AM splendid QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 01:25 AM) In moz... Jul 19 2009, 12:42 AM IWontRapeYou psh. I think people should flaunt there porn colle... Jul 19 2009, 12:43 AM splendid yeah, so does my mom Jul 19 2009, 12:48 AM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(splendid @ Jul 19 2009, 12:48 AM) y... Jul 19 2009, 12:52 AM brooklyneast05 unexpected answer Jul 19 2009, 12:49 AM jcp Then he could just use a proxy. And im glad my par... Jul 19 2009, 12:59 AM medic QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 18 2009, 11:59 PM) Then h... Jul 19 2009, 01:00 AM jcp What is your job again? And how much money do you ... Jul 19 2009, 01:05 AM medic QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 19 2009, 12:05 AM) What i... Jul 19 2009, 01:10 AM splendid ahaha, my parents arn't THAT uptight..
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