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My funny website to read of the moment. Guy responds to craiglist ads giving people a hard time, i.e. QUOTE Hybrids Suck Posted at: 2009-06-23 09:18:12 Original ad:
if anyone wants a ride from baltimore to nyc tomorow let me know! i am driving up there sometime tomorow afternoon and would be glad to help someone out if they want to throw up some money for gas. i drive a hybrid, so i wont need much! From Mike Partlow to *************@*********.org Hello, I do need a ride to New York tomorrow. That would be great. My only concern is the fact that you drive a hybrid car. I don't want to give people the idea that I care about the environment. Do you have another, more manly car that we could ride up in? I really don't want to be seen in a hybrid. I'll gladly compensate you for gas. Mike From christine ********* to Me no all i have is my hybrid. what is the big deal, who cares what people think? u should be glad to help the enviroment! From Mike Partlow to christine ********** I'm sorry Christine but it isn't the 60's anymore. People aren't a bunch of earth-saving hippies that run around and hug trees anymore. Does your car have tinted windows? I really don't want to be seen riding in that bitch-mobile. My only request is that you stop by a lake somewhere so I can dump a can of motor oil in it, to make up for all of the earth that your car will be saving. Don't worry, I'll pay for the motor oil. Mike From christine ********* to Me wtf is wrong with u! im not giving u a ride ur a jerk!!! From Mike Partlow to christine ********** Well I am sorry you won't have the privilege of riding with me. Fortunately for me, I found a better, more badass ride to NYC. I'll be sure to wave at your crappy little hybrid as we pass you in our F-350, spraying cans of aerosol out the window and throwing empty six-pack holders into the sea. Mike |
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Jul 15 2009, 03:04 PM
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 sounds like you |
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Jul 15 2009, 04:27 PM
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QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ Jul 15 2009, 03:04 PM)  sounds like you it does lol |
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serotonin DontEvenReply Jul 15 2009, 03:03 PM
serotonin http://www.dontevenreply.com/view.php?post=42
QUO... Jul 15 2009, 03:07 PM kryogenix hahahaha, my roommates and I would call people up ... Jul 15 2009, 03:32 PM
Mikeplyts This is amazing. xD Jul 15 2009, 04:04 PM |
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