Do I LOOK like a slut?, my mom thinks so... |
 Jan 6 2008, 07:30 PM
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My mom thinks I had sex with my current boyfriend. What the f**k. She thinks I'm some slut going around having sex I wish that she would understand that loving someone doesn't have to involve sex. But now my mom is asking me to check with a doctor if I had done it or not. Do I have a reason to be angry? I am so mad. I can't believe she thought I had done it. T_T I made a bet to her that if I am right I would get a new cell phone. My problem is the results. I never had sex but I had done other things. I saw no blood does that mean I am a virgin?
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Jul 9 2009, 10:59 PM
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"What does AgreetoDisagree look like?"
"What?" "What country you from?" "What?" "What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?" "What?" "English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?" "Yes!" "Then you know what I'm saying!" "Yes!" "Describe what AgreetoDisagree looks like!" "What, I --?" "Say what again. Say what again. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one goddamn more time." "She's b-b-black." "Go on." "She's bald." "Does she look like a slut?" "What?" "Does she look like a slut?" "No!" "Then why'd you try to f*ck her like a slut, Brett?" "I didn't." "Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck her. And AgreetoDisagree don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except her boyfriend." |
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Jul 9 2009, 11:25 PM
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QUOTE(mipadi @ Jul 9 2009, 11:59 PM)  "What does AgreetoDisagree look like?" "What?" "What country you from?" "What?" "What ain't no country I ever heard of! They speak English in What?" "What?" "English, motherf*cker, do you speak it?" "Yes!" "Then you know what I'm saying!" "Yes!" "Describe what AgreetoDisagree looks like!" "What, I --?" "Say what again. Say what again. I dare you, I double dare you, motherf*cker. Say what one goddamn more time." "She's b-b-black." "Go on." "She's bald." "Does she look like a slut?" "What?" "Does she look like a slut?" "No!" "Then why'd you try to f*ck her like a slut, Brett?" "I didn't." "Yes you did. Yes you did, Brett. You tried to f*ck her. And AgreetoDisagree don't like to be f*cked by anybody, except her boyfriend." 
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stolen Do I LOOK like a slut? Jan 6 2008, 07:30 PM
BunkyWhiteGirl You're Mom is just being a Mom. Jan 6 2008, 07:42 PM
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"Five long y... Jul 9 2009, 11:37 PM serotonin "That gives us exactly....... forty minutes t... Jul 10 2009, 01:27 AM AngryBaby i think your a slut too actually, i mean look at y... Jul 10 2009, 01:51 AM drinksmokefuck hey hows pussypumper Jul 10 2009, 01:55 AM AngryBaby im actually surprised you still remember him Jul 10 2009, 02:01 AM drinksmokefuck me too,i use to think it was you on a different ac... Jul 10 2009, 02:03 AM AngryBaby nah he used way more smiles than i do.
but its ok... Jul 10 2009, 02:09 AM drinksmokefuck dang 2 jobs? not getting enough hours? Jul 10 2009, 02:15 AM AngryBaby nah i got...33.5 hours at bby this week actually a... Jul 10 2009, 02:18 AM Uso Sadly your mum is being a mum (like others said)
... Jul 10 2009, 10:13 AM jcp QUOTE(Uso @ Jul 10 2009, 10:13 AM) Sadly ... Jul 10 2009, 10:59 AM ley I dont think the whole thing is about you being a ... Jul 10 2009, 03:01 PM iExquisite all parents freak out when it comes to the sexuall... Jul 11 2009, 11:59 PM emberfly woahhhhhhhhh huge necro Jul 12 2009, 01:41 AM ArjunaCapulong 2008 i was gonna say Jul 12 2009, 01:41 AM drinksmokefuck "Listen kid, I'm not gonna bullshit you, ... Jul 12 2009, 04:01 AM |
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