Scary movies :( |
Scary movies :( |
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Well nobody really enjoys scary movies but I particularly despise them. I never wanna see them. the thing is my "girl" likes to think otherwise. She also wants to see one just so she can jump in my lap but im gonna be more scared then her. How can look not scared or not even look at it but still be able to look at her with a confident face and react at the appropriate "scary scenes". Because i was thinking about something like, secret earplugs and closing my eyes but... I dont think its gonna work.
I know im a pansy... but this date needs to go well. |
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![]() Sex, Blood, & RocknRoll ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: People Staff Posts: 5,305 Joined: Nov 2007 Member No: 596,480 ![]() |
If one is at the movies with one's date, proceed to buy a extra large bucket of popcorn and place it on his lap during the movie. Cut a hole in the bottom of the bucket, and proceed to stick your bare penis in the hole (preferably bonered). When your date reaches in to grab popcorn, she will be delighted.
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