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Cut myself shaving., Guess where?
HeartOfPandora
post Jun 25 2009, 04:38 PM
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i like boobies, yes I do. I like boobies - how 'bout you?
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So. I have NEVER cut myself shaving anywhere, and you know what I did today? Cut myself shaving. Know where? /curls up fetal position in the corner muttering "razors don't belong there razors do NOT belong there!"

Didn't really hurt, it just felt... WRONG. On sooooo many levels. T-T T'ain't bleeding anymore, but now I'm all paranoid haha.

This, however, is the reason my favourite line for talking about shaving is "RAZORS DON'T BELONG THERE!"

Ever done it, or are you a lucky one?
 
 
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Amaranthus
post Jun 26 2009, 11:04 AM
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Fellatio.
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One morning, my neighbor told me "Dude, I shaved my crotch this morning and now my vagina itches."
I was like "Um, shouldn't you just get it waxed instead? That's what most people do."
Then in a real snooty voice she said "Most girls our age shave their crotch."
WTF bitch doesn't know shit.
 

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