HAPPY BIRTHDAY CHINAMAN Options

[kryogenix]

happy birthday to mr. texas

give him a YEEEEEEEEE HAWWWWWWWWWW Y'ALL

[sixfive]

When I was at the campus bar yesterday (because hey I can do that, I'm 21 now), I was talking to the bar tender and wasn't sure if it was kosher to mention another bar while in someone else's, so I didn't bring it up. He did though, he said he went to this one bar for the first time and LOVED it. Flying Saucer, I've been hitting that place up for about a month now lolol, they've never carded me. Once they asked if I was 21 and I said yes, so they served me lolololol.

Anyway

http://www.beerknurd.com/stores/houston

They have a beer menu online, it's cool shit. Also they have this competition contest type thing that's amongst you yourself and you. If you drink 200 beers, you get your name on a plate put up on the wall with whatever witty quote ou want to put on it. Each time you drink 200, the color changes (i.e. red = 400, blue = 600, etc). There's some guy with 2,000. WTF that's so much beer, and you can only add 3 a day to the list. Some of the great quotes though are similar to the following:

"Is there a keg under your skirt because I'd like to tap that ass"

Oh yeah note that all the waitresses there are, oh, 25-35 (your age included, Rebs) and hot. We got one of the hottest last night though, I was grateful. Good birthday there, though I Didn't tell them it was my birthday because I've been going there underaged for a bit and the people are starting to know me ahahhahahah.

Oh another quote if I can remember isssssss

oh f*ck i don't know

they're witty though, one disses his wife and kids, another is like i just moved here... im not an alcoholic, etc

[superstitious]

When I was at the campus bar yesterday (because hey I can do that, I'm 21 now), I was talking to the bar tender and wasn't sure if it was kosher to mention another bar while in someone else's, so I didn't bring it up. He did though, he said he went to this one bar for the first time and LOVED it. Flying Saucer, I've been hitting that place up for about a month now lolol, they've never carded me. Once they asked if I was 21 and I said yes, so they served me lolololol.

Anyway

http://www.beerknurd.com/stores/houston

They have a beer menu online, it's cool shit. Also they have this competition contest type thing that's amongst you yourself and you. If you drink 200 beers, you get your name on a plate put up on the wall with whatever witty quote ou want to put on it. Each time you drink 200, the color changes (i.e. red = 400, blue = 600, etc). There's some guy with 2,000. WTF that's so much beer, and you can only add 3 a day to the list. Some of the great quotes though are similar to the following:

"Is there a keg under your skirt because I'd like to tap that ass"

Oh yeah note that all the waitresses there are, oh, 25-35 (your age included, Rebs) and hot. We got one of the hottest last night though, I was grateful. Good birthday there, though I Didn't tell them it was my birthday because I've been going there underaged for a bit and the people are starting to know me ahahhahahah.

Oh another quote if I can remember isssssss

oh f*ck i don't know

they're witty though, one disses his wife and kids, another is like i just moved here... im not an alcoholic, etc

I'm sure you have visited beeradvocate.com, but in case you haven't, you should. :)

Also, the 30's are awesome for women. ;) I'm glad you had fun!