Chat with random strangers, o(-( Options

[SuckDickNSaveLiv...]

Yo go to this site and chat with a random stranger:

http://omegle.com/


Post the convos here.


You: hi
Stranger: Hai
You: are you a male or female
Stranger: Femae
Stranger: Female*
You: how old are you
Stranger: 14.
You: you ever heard of pedo bear
Stranger: Yes.
You: hahaha
You: good cuz i think i gott exit
You: goodbye
You: =(
You have disconnected.

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You: i love you
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You: do you love me too?
Your conversational partner has disconnected.




oh man!

[heyo-captain-jac...]

Connecting to server...
Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: what would you do for a klondike bar?
You: I would drive to the store.
Stranger: what if it was the last klondike bar... indeed the last chocolate on earth?
You: I would still only drive to the store. I don't like them enough to go crazy over them.
Stranger: would you shit on a homeless persons chest?
You: Reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago.
Stranger: would you kill your family?
You: Also reminds me of some porn I saw not too long ago.
Stranger: would you wrestle a bear?
You: Now I do love me some of that animal porn.
Stranger: that reminds me of porn
Stranger: naked bear wrastlin'
You: In the ass.
You: Gay bear sex is the best bear sex.
Stranger: gay bear sex should be the only sex.... period
You: I don't know, dog sex is pretty hot too.
Stranger: but you don't get the same addrenaline rush from a docile dog ... they know you will give them treats afterwards
You: I had dog sex once. True story.
You: He got no treats.
Stranger: I mean a bear could, quit literally rip your face off with one swipe
You: Bear sex is next on my list.
You: Maybe we could get some bondage up in this bitch.
Stranger: I'm thinking of rats as the future of animal porn
You: As long as it's rat on rat, because human on rat wouldn't turn out so well for the rat.
Stranger: godam little things fit just like a condom ... then you could f*ck a bear afterwards and shit on it's chest
Stranger: of course keeping the rat on the whole time
You: Who needs to keep it on?
Stranger: anyone of course. f*ck a rat in the morning and wear it like a trophy all day
Stranger: open the mouth of the rat to pee
You: I still think mice are better than rats.
You: They fit tighter.
Stranger: you'd have to have a micro dick for that though
Stranger: I'd end up ripping one in half.
You: I'm pretty sure I would rip a rat in half too.
Stranger: duct tape that mother f*cker
You: Unless it's one of those rats the size of a large dog.
Stranger: oh yeah those are fun
You: Then I'd probably only rip it a little.
Stranger: f*cking jesus'
You: Good plan
Stranger: baby jesus, teen jesus, or adult jesus?
You: All three.
You: Dead jesus too
Stranger: father son and a holy baby
You: It has the potential to be great.
Stranger: we need to make a time machine ... I need a sharpie and a he-man chalkboard
You: Don't forget the paper clip. Can't Macguiver shit without a paper clip.
Stranger: I thought that went without saying though.
You: Well you need either a paper clip or a flux capacitor.
Stranger: preferably both
You: Either one will do, but the paper clip is easier to find if you don't hang around many Delorians.
Stranger: that's why the delorian stopped production. flux capacitors are expensive as shit
You: That and traveling through time whenever you're speeding on the interestate is a bitch.
Stranger: alright now that we have everything I'll draw a penis on the he-man chalk board with the sharpie. then I'll set the paper clip on top of the he-man thingie and away we go!
You: That should work. I can't see any reason why it wouldn't.
Stranger: it's elemental my dear watson
You have disconnected.

That last line, he got it wrong.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: hi
Stranger: m or f?
You: Both
Your conversational partner has disconnected.