BEARS |
 Jun 2 2009, 10:23 AM
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Bear-kind turned against man when we tried to offer them freedom: freedom to dance, to fight for money, and to be kept in small cages. It was then that bear-kind fractured: the grizzlies (the militant wing of bear-dom), spectacled (elitists), and black bears (or just "bears", as Stephen calls them) became godless killing machines bent on wiping out mankind, and the polar bears became agnostic killing machines (who might be godless, but they're not quite sure).
Now you know the history of bears! BEWAREEEEE (Polar bears have been known to threaten Canadians—but who hasn't been?) |
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