blonde jokes, ...you knew that was coming Options

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post them blonde jokes... (haha... if you're blonde then... deal with it)

there was a blonde and a brunnete that were going on a roadtrip together. the brunnette realizes that she's forgotten something at home, and they both return to the brunette's house. the blonde waits outside in the yard while the brunette is in the house searching for what she's forgotten. during that time period, the brunette's car got stolen. the brunette comes back outside and is shocked to see her car gone. she turns to her friend, the blonde, and asks "did you see who stole my car? do you have a description of the person or anything?"

...the blonde smiles and nods, then says "i've got something better... i got the person's liscence plate number"


-a lotta people dun get it...but i thought it was pretty straight forward-

[x AZN D0RKii x]

she sed 98 before cuz 98 blondes came and did the same thing and got hit and died. the 99th blonde came.. counted with her.. and wen the truck came, stayed there and died. so she sez 99 cuz 99 blondes died. wen one more blonde comes and does the same thing, after the blonde gets hit the brunette will say 100.

i hope that explains it.. i hate explaining jokes xP it ruins it

but why does the brunette have to count for ?