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ok 's and

you can ask me and i will tell you who on cb you are most compatible with. i will look deep down into your soul and find you the perfect cb match.



love help requests:

sandy
kc
joseph
tina
diana
victoria
steven
tung
joanne
steph
gigi
brandon
tj
natalia
moni
beenly
shannon
abbey
melissa
mike
natalie
uso steph
ricky
christina
yan lin
cheyenne
emberfly
pauline
shelby
jairus

[brooklyneast05]

VICTORIA

• javonn
• brandon
• sandy
• kevin
• steph

ok mr.compatibility is back. i had some trouble with this because the answer was so sickeningly obvious, but on with the show 's.

first up, mr.compatibility ran across kevin's name. i have witnesses his sly comments to you here and there that you dismiss with laughter. mr.compatibility can't help but wonder if this "joking" is just for show and there is a deep repressed romance brewing in the horizon. after some thought, mr.compatibility has decided that even if this was the case, kevin's player ways would create a short lived relationship. kevin

next up is javonn. you two won best co-ed couple in the superlative. there's many posts eluding to many drunk texts between you guys. what could be better than two friends getting together? i'll tell you what could be better, someone you're actually compatible with. that's what's up javonn

sandy. mr.compatibility can't say why sandy came up as a compatible match. it's just how the world works. what mr.compatibility can say though, is that he doesn't agree with this match. forget sandy. sandy

now we have steph. no one can fail to notice you guys prominence in the members photo's thread. this leads mr.compatibility to believe that you have some compatibility. mr.compatibility can see late nights staying up together looking at pictures of yourselves together. a match made i heaven? NO, wrong. mr.compatibility doesn't agree. steph is too busy being buried under piles of homework to dedicate her time to you right now. steph


that only leaves us with you know who. mr.compatibility feared that if he were to encourage you stray away from mr. saunders that there might be consequences for a . luckily this compatibility fell in my favor anyway. i have been predicting this match forever. if you need further verification that i saw this coming, let's dig into the logs.

march 21st:

8:36:00 PM VlCTORlAANN: I got my hairs cut today
8:36:07 PM zio: o yeaaaaa let me see?
8:36:11 PM Jc: for mr saunders

clearly mr.compatibility was looking into the future of your love life when he made this statement. brandon is perfect for you. who else could do such a good job at playing house with you in anonymous shoutouts and message to anyone threads? no one. you guys are cheesy. you guys make mr.compatibility sick with your lovey dovey talk all over the place. however, i can't imagine you conversing this way with any other male on cb, so over all mr.compatibility determines that brandon wins.

VICTORIA AND BRANDON SITTING IN A CB TREE


















just kidding homies. there's nothing mr.compatibility loves more than seeing happy couples express their love via silly "anonymous" threads. keep enjoying each other