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brooklyneast05
post May 5 2009, 10:52 PM
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you can ask me and i will tell you who on cb you are most compatible with. i will look deep down into your soul and find you the perfect cb match.



love help requests:

sandy
kc
joseph
tina
diana
victoria
steven
tung
joanne
steph
gigi
brandon
tj
natalia
moni
beenly
shannon
abbey
melissa
mike
natalie
uso steph
ricky
christina
yan lin
cheyenne
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shelby
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brooklyneast05
post May 7 2009, 08:06 PM
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DIANA:
  • rebecca
  • thomas
  • kc
  • dee
  • sandy
well, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting to be compatible with some black guys. i don't blame you, those are the best kinda guys. so mr. compatibility brings you kc first. practically every time i go in cbc you are always trying to get kc to send you nudes. you think mr. compatibility didn't pick up on that? give me more credit than that diana. "10:53:30 PM Diana Von Tease: I would like to see an actual body shot of KC." mhmmm seasonal0.gif is on to you always tryin to check kc out. unfortunately kc isn't right for you, wish i could tell you different, but no such luck today. kc

next up we have sandy. mr. compatibility knows that you have a little crush on her and are constantly seeking her approval. mr. compatibility knows you are attracted to the "worthless artsy" type and like myself, sandy falls into that category too. unfortunately this match is not in the stars it seems. i feel that to pursue sandy will only leave you despising us worthless art people even more. sandy

mr. compatibility can't leave out thomas. mr. compatibility noticed the bond you had with him. you two got along. however, while looking deeper into the nature of this compatibility it dawned on me that even though being able to tolerate thomas is a huge accomplishment on your part, it doesn't mean that you're meant to be together on cb forever. so, "unfortunately", this is a dead end for this possible match. thomas

when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, seasonal0.gif is happy for you.

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hypnotique
post May 7 2009, 11:12 PM
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well, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting to be compatible with some black guys. i don't blame you, those are the best kinda guys. so mr. compatibility brings you kc first. practically every time i go in cbc you are always trying to get kc to send you nudes. you think mr. compatibility didn't pick up on that? give me more credit than that diana. "10:53:30 PM Diana Von Tease: I would like to see an actual body shot of KC." mhmmm seasonal0.gif is on to you always tryin to check kc out. unfortunately kc isn't right for you, wish i could tell you different, but no such luck today. kc

You busted me. tongue.gif

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next up we have sandy. mr. compatibility knows that you have a little crush on her and are constantly seeking her approval. mr. compatibility knows you are attracted to the "worthless artsy" type and like myself, sandy falls into that category too. unfortunately this match is not in the stars it seems. i feel that to pursue sandy will only leave you despising us worthless art people even more. sandy

Dude you are never gonna let that go are you? hahaha

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mr. compatibility can't leave out thomas. mr. compatibility noticed the bond you had with him. you two got along. however, while looking deeper into the nature of this compatibility it dawned on me that even though being able to tolerate thomas is a huge accomplishment on your part, it doesn't mean that you're meant to be together on cb forever. so, "unfortunately", this is a dead end for this possible match. thomas

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when rebecca's name came up as a possible compatibility match, i said to myself "AH HA!". two comic book loving women would go great together. you seem to be more infatuated with super heros than real people. so rebecca and her wonder woman status seemed perfect. well, upon further investigation of this possibility, i'm sorry to say that mr. compatibility has decided otherwise. based on her posts, i feel rebecca desires someone a little more computer geek savvy. through out my stay here on cb, you're computer has blown up at least 7 times, so i don't feel you can fulfill these needs. rebecca

Hey the last 2 times were the fault of my brother!

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last but not least, we're left with dee. mr. compatibility feels dee is the perfect balance to your eccentric ways. dee can bring you a good time, while also bringing a level headed side too. she also has cooking abilities, and doesn't appear to be planning to go into the "worthless" career paths. a once flaming hot romance with kevin has cooled down and dee is back on the market it seems. mr. compatibility also thinks this might be a two in one deal, and dee might be bringing reidar along. since your mexican, i know how much you love discounts and bargain prices. congrats, seasonal0.gif is happy for you.

DIANA & DEE SITTING IN A CB TREE wub.gif



yay flowers.gif
Hell yeah i love them discounts.

 
brooklyneast05
post May 7 2009, 11:13 PM
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QUOTE(hypnotique @ May 7 2009, 11:12 PM) *
Dude you are never gonna let that go are you? hahaha


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brooklyneast05   mr. compatibility :santa:   May 5 2009, 10:52 PM
gojira   me   May 5 2009, 10:55 PM
IamLegend   No homo, but do me too.   May 5 2009, 10:56 PM
jcp   Me. I can already guess who you'll say O wise   May 5 2009, 11:11 PM
iDecay   LOL, do it. No jokes. :[   May 5 2009, 11:17 PM
brooklyneast05   SANDY:kevinjunajctungjcpkcchristinamr. compatibili...   May 5 2009, 11:19 PM
jcp   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 5 2009, 11:19 ...   May 5 2009, 11:26 PM
IamLegend   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 12:19 ...   May 5 2009, 11:26 PM
gojira   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 12:19 ...   May 5 2009, 11:28 PM
brooklyneast05   alright i have to go to bed and rest my compatibil...   May 6 2009, 12:25 AM
hypnotique   Find someone for me. I want to be with at least o...   May 5 2009, 11:22 PM
brooklyneast05   i'll make a list so we can keep up with reques...   May 5 2009, 11:24 PM
hypnotique   I thought it was someones head at first   May 5 2009, 11:38 PM
brooklyneast05   KC:dianavictoriarobbitinajavonnsmashmr. compatibil...   May 6 2009, 12:02 AM
iDecay   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 5 2009, 10:02 ...   May 6 2009, 12:10 AM
IamLegend   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 01:02 ...   May 6 2009, 09:03 PM
kryogenix   add me broseph   May 6 2009, 12:16 AM
jcp   QUOTE(kryogenix @ May 6 2009, 12:16 AM) a...   May 6 2009, 01:25 AM
hypnotique   QUOTEmr. compatibility has picked up on your stron...   May 6 2009, 12:21 AM
Tung   find me a compatibility   May 6 2009, 02:20 AM
Joanne   Haha, this looks awesome. Me please?   May 6 2009, 02:31 AM
stephinika   Haha, love it! Meeee   May 6 2009, 02:36 AM
Gigi   LOL this is going in "made my day" ME   May 6 2009, 03:37 AM
WarMachine   Hell, why not? <----   May 6 2009, 06:36 AM
brooklyneast05   JOSEPH:yan linCJnatalia beenlystevenmr. compatibil...   May 6 2009, 02:03 PM
manny-the-dino   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 12:03 ...   May 6 2009, 07:06 PM
jcp   RE: mr. compatibility :santa:   May 6 2009, 02:12 PM
kryogenix   rofl jc youre such a f****t   May 6 2009, 03:17 PM
brooklyneast05   TINA:monijcjunashannon kcwell, it's no surpris...   May 6 2009, 07:07 PM
iDecay   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 05:07 ...   May 6 2009, 07:26 PM
moninja   Hi   May 6 2009, 07:20 PM
brooklyneast05   5:59:11 PM tiiiiinaaaaah: My mother would throw me...   May 6 2009, 07:27 PM
iDecay   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 05:27 ...   May 6 2009, 07:28 PM
Beenly   jc preezz doo me. i'd love to see the the comp...   May 6 2009, 07:27 PM
brooklyneast05   RE: mr. compatibility :santa:   May 6 2009, 07:29 PM
ArjunaCapulong   LOL hahahaha wowwww how did I miss this thread, y...   May 6 2009, 07:44 PM
heartquasm   LOL these are too funny.   May 6 2009, 09:24 PM
brooklyneast05   QUOTE(heartquasm @ May 6 2009, 09:24 PM) ...   May 6 2009, 09:24 PM
brooklyneast05   you're pretty far down the list homie QUOTE...   May 6 2009, 09:28 PM
Tung   haha cj get back in line.   May 6 2009, 09:29 PM
brooklyneast05   it's cause i made sandy's so damn long now...   May 6 2009, 09:35 PM
heartquasm   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 10:35 ...   May 6 2009, 09:39 PM
jcp   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 09:35 ...   May 6 2009, 11:42 PM
karmakiller   I have thoroughly enjoyed this topic. I lol'd.   May 6 2009, 09:59 PM
paozuu   LOL jc you definitely made my week a whole lot bet...   May 6 2009, 10:58 PM
smash   QUOTE(karmakiller @ May 6 2009, 09:59 PM)...   May 7 2009, 12:01 AM
Tung   ay where the compatibility at today.   May 7 2009, 03:30 PM
brooklyneast05   i been busy homie. it's still early. i'll ...   May 7 2009, 03:31 PM
IWontRapeYou   lol. CB members are so damn demanding. Do me, ye...   May 7 2009, 03:40 PM
brooklyneast05   QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ May 7 2009, 03:40 PM...   May 7 2009, 03:42 PM
shanaynay   Oh something entertaining on cB for once. *grabs a...   May 7 2009, 03:47 PM
ArjunaCapulong   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 6 2009, 10:24 ...   May 7 2009, 04:08 PM
heartquasm   lol dude me jc   May 7 2009, 04:27 PM
Mikeplyts   <---- Wants to add me to the list, please. :p   May 7 2009, 04:50 PM
Tomates   aye, do me   May 7 2009, 04:51 PM
ArjunaCapulong   all the girls be on the phone like "where are...   May 7 2009, 06:07 PM
karmakiller   JC didn't know what he was getting himself int...   May 7 2009, 06:54 PM
brooklyneast05   DIANA:rebeccathomaskcdeesandywell, mr. compatibili...   May 7 2009, 08:06 PM
hypnotique   QUOTEwell, mr. compatibility knew you were wanting...   May 7 2009, 11:12 PM
brooklyneast05   QUOTE(hypnotique @ May 7 2009, 11:12 PM) ...   May 7 2009, 11:13 PM
superstitious   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 7 2009, 08:06 ...   May 8 2009, 07:06 PM
karmakiller   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 7 2009, 08:06 ...   May 8 2009, 09:10 PM
hypnotique   QUOTE(karmakiller @ May 8 2009, 09:10 PM)...   May 8 2009, 10:30 PM
ArjunaCapulong   get a MOTEL 8 yall   May 9 2009, 11:48 AM
hypnotique   QUOTE(ArjunaCapulong @ May 9 2009, 11:48 ...   May 9 2009, 05:03 PM
brooklyneast05   hope you guys know mr.compatibility charges   May 9 2009, 05:05 PM
kryogenix   juna there's an apostrophe in between the y an...   May 9 2009, 11:54 AM
ArjunaCapulong   QUOTE(kryogenix @ May 9 2009, 12:54 PM) j...   May 9 2009, 11:59 AM
brooklyneast05   VICTORIAjavonnbrandonsandykevinsteph ok mr.compati...   May 9 2009, 04:55 PM
kryogenix   i pay in flied lice   May 9 2009, 05:06 PM
brooklyneast05   mr.compatibility doesn't eat food   May 9 2009, 05:07 PM
kryogenix   how bout xtina's mongorian beef   May 9 2009, 05:11 PM
Just_Dream   QUOTE(kryogenix @ May 9 2009, 03:11 PM) h...   May 14 2009, 02:24 AM
brooklyneast05   sold   May 9 2009, 05:12 PM
WarMachine   BOSSSSSS   May 9 2009, 05:37 PM
heartquasm   ^ lol, doesn't matter bc it was SO OBVIOUS.   May 10 2009, 02:55 AM
Uso   Oi, i want to try this :D   May 10 2009, 10:30 AM
Tung   RE: mr. compatibility :santa:   May 12 2009, 11:59 PM
brooklyneast05   i know i know homie. i'm stuck on steven. i...   May 13 2009, 12:05 AM
kryogenix   as long as it aint no gay shit like jcp or people ...   May 13 2009, 12:12 AM
brooklyneast05   it's going to be pretty hard for you then...yo...   May 13 2009, 12:15 AM
Tung   steven and kevin imo   May 13 2009, 12:27 AM
rickysaurus   put me down too! good luck finding someone, i...   May 13 2009, 03:23 AM
Beenly   ricky, i don't think jc knows you enough to gi...   May 13 2009, 10:48 PM
brooklyneast05   yeah that's what i was thinking, but consideri...   May 13 2009, 10:51 PM
Tung   denver is going to get their asses handed to them ...   May 13 2009, 10:53 PM
smash   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 13 2009, 10:51...   May 13 2009, 11:42 PM
brooklyneast05   STEVEN:sandyjcspencerrobbiok well steven, mr. comp...   May 14 2009, 08:36 PM
smash   QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ May 14 2009, 08:36...   May 16 2009, 12:50 AM
hypnotique   QUOTEthis is kc : and this is you whitey: nuff s...   May 14 2009, 09:05 PM
shanaynay   I'm tempted to see what you have for me, but I...   May 15 2009, 08:09 PM
Tung   hehe i'm next.   May 16 2009, 12:58 AM
Beenly   i can imagine all the guys and girls on tung's...   May 17 2009, 06:47 PM
paozuu   lollll tung is all excited and beenly, i'm pre...   May 20 2009, 08:07 PM
Tomates   i wanna know who im compatible with   May 20 2009, 08:46 PM
kryogenix   bump   May 26 2009, 09:20 PM
brooklyneast05   damn you. i'm gonna do this soon for real thou...   May 26 2009, 09:21 PM
Mikeplyts   A reliable source that could help a out.   May 27 2009, 02:31 PM
gojira   wtf i even updated gossip fo u. f*ck santa :(   Jun 5 2009, 02:12 AM
brooklyneast05   alright you're right. this weekend i will upda...   Jun 5 2009, 08:52 AM
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