things to do in an elevator, 26 of them Options

[faithin_felix]

26 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR

>>> >When there's only one other person in the elevator,
>>> >tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't
>>> >you.
>>> >
>>> >Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock.
>>> >Smile, and go back for more.
>>> >
>>> >Ask if you can push the button for other people, but
>>> >push the wrong ones.
>>> >
>>> >Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask
>>> >if they know what floor you're on.
>>> >
>>> >Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your
>>> >friend. After a while, let the doors close and say,
>>> >"Hi Greg. How's your day been?"
>>> >
>>> >Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick
>>> >it up, then scream, "that's mine!"
>>> >
>>> >Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the
>>> >elevator
>>> >
>>> >Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone
>>> >gets on, ask if they have an appointment.
>>> >
>>> >Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like
>>> >to play.
>>> >
>>> >Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on,
>>> >ask them if they hear something ticking.
>>> >
>>> >Pretend you are a flight attendant and review
>>> >emergency procedures and exits with the passengers.
>>> >
>>> >Ask, "Did you feel that?"
>>> >
>>> >Stand really close to someone, sniffing them
>>> >occasionally.
>>> >
>>> >When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's
>>> >okay. Don't panic, they open up again."
>>> >
>>> >Swat at flies that don't exist.
>>> >
>>> >Tell people that you can see their aura
>>> >
>>> >Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it.
>>> >
>>> >Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and
>>> >muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!"
>>> >
>>> >Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering
>>> >inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?"
>>> >
>>> >Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing
>>> >the wall, without getting off.
>>> >
>>> >Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce
>>> >in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly.
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the
>>> >other passengers.
>>> >
>>> >Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope.
>>> >
>>> >Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.
>>> >
>>> >Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and
>>> >then announce, "I have new socks on."
>>> >
>>> >Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and
>>> >announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal
>>> >space!"
>>> >
>>> >Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's
>>> >no way I could do that one because unfortately mine
>>> >don't come out loud."
>>> >
>>> >Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout "
>>> >let go you bastard "
>>> >
>>> >
>>> >Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then
>>> >laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator."
>>> >
>>> >Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk
>>> >into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other
>>> >passenger's direction

[Mini]

lol some of them i didnt get. but some was funny.