things to do in an elevator, 26 of them |
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things to do in an elevator, 26 of them |
May 16 2004, 06:47 PM
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![]() Feeel X ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 2,814 Joined: Jan 2004 Member No: 1,498 |
26 THINGS TO DO IN AN ELEVATOR
>>> >When there's only one other person in the elevator, >>> >tap them on the shoulder and then pretend it wasn't >>> >you. >>> > >>> >Push the buttons and pretend they give you a shock. >>> >Smile, and go back for more. >>> > >>> >Ask if you can push the button for other people, but >>> >push the wrong ones. >>> > >>> >Call the Psychic Hotline from your cell phone and ask >>> >if they know what floor you're on. >>> > >>> >Hold the doors open and say you're waiting for your >>> >friend. After a while, let the doors close and say, >>> >"Hi Greg. How's your day been?" >>> > >>> >Drop a pen and wait until someone reaches to help pick >>> >it up, then scream, "that's mine!" >>> > >>> >Bring a camera and take pictures of everyone in the >>> >elevator >>> > >>> >Move your desk in to the elevator and whenever someone >>> >gets on, ask if they have an appointment. >>> > >>> >Lay down a Twister mat and ask people if they'd like >>> >to play. >>> > >>> >Leave a box in the corner, and when someone gets on, >>> >ask them if they hear something ticking. >>> > >>> >Pretend you are a flight attendant and review >>> >emergency procedures and exits with the passengers. >>> > >>> >Ask, "Did you feel that?" >>> > >>> >Stand really close to someone, sniffing them >>> >occasionally. >>> > >>> >When the doors close, announce to the others, "It's >>> >okay. Don't panic, they open up again." >>> > >>> >Swat at flies that don't exist. >>> > >>> >Tell people that you can see their aura >>> > >>> >Call out, "group hug!", then enforce it. >>> > >>> >Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and >>> >muttering, "Shut up, all of you, just shut up!" >>> > >>> >Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering >>> >inside, ask, "Got enough air in there?" >>> > >>> >Stand silently and motionless in the corner, facing >>> >the wall, without getting off. >>> > >>> >Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce >>> >in horror, "You're one of THEM!" and back away slowly. >>> > >>> > >>> >Wear a puppet on your hand and use it to talk to the >>> >other passengers. >>> > >>> >Listen to the elevator walls with your stethoscope. >>> > >>> >Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button. >>> > >>> >Stare, grinning at another passenger for a while, and >>> >then announce, "I have new socks on." >>> > >>> >Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and >>> >announce to the other passengers, "This is my personal >>> >space!" >>> > >>> >Fart loudly then exclaim "Not I said the wolf. There's >>> >no way I could do that one because unfortately mine >>> >don't come out loud." >>> > >>> >Jump up and down then look at the floor and shout " >>> >let go you bastard " >>> > >>> > >>> >Before the elevator door opens shout "DING" and then >>> >laugh and say "beat you again Mr Elevator." >>> > >>> >Hire a labrador, wear sunglasses and repeatedly walk >>> >into the walls whilst pretending to not hear the other >>> >passenger's direction |
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Jun 29 2004, 03:57 PM
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![]() i`m in love & always will be ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Group: Member Posts: 1,138 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 12,769 |
lol alot of those are funny.. maybe i will do some just to freak people out
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faithin_felix things to do in an elevator May 16 2004, 06:47 PM
IIO__oII HAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHHAHAH
those r SOO funny!... May 16 2004, 07:02 PM
darkangel roflmao hahahahaha May 18 2004, 08:35 PM
IIO__oII haha im still laughing my head off. =] it just sou... May 18 2004, 09:40 PM
tofumonzter lol. Some of them are just halirious. May 18 2004, 09:48 PM
faithin_felix QUOTE(IIO__oII @ May 18 2004, 9:40 PM)haha im... May 18 2004, 11:37 PM
kirbymuixo lol...so funny! if anyone did any of these th... May 19 2004, 12:56 AM
FlyingFries lolz, funny stuff May 19 2004, 02:30 PM
xjjajeengx HAHAHAHH LOLS!! the put a box in the corne... May 19 2004, 03:54 PM
CJ1 HAHAHA only crazy people would try that. Hm.. but ... May 19 2004, 03:58 PM
immersion31 lol, funny May 21 2004, 12:46 PM
fiji_kid QUOTE>>> >Stand really close to someon... May 21 2004, 12:49 PM
mai_z omg so hilarius! May 22 2004, 11:19 AM
kirbymuixo lol...this made me laugh sooo hard!! May 22 2004, 01:13 PM
dani41790 rotflmfao omg i should try that somtime May 22 2004, 09:36 PM
x_angawhomps Rofl.
QUOTE>>> >Drop a pen and wait u... May 22 2004, 09:48 PM
darkcoldplace hmm very intetresting they all seem familiar too m... May 22 2004, 09:50 PM
anqie QUOTE>>> >Stare at another passenger f... May 23 2004, 01:19 AM
IBathedinAcid LOL.
I have some.. these are good...
1. Special... May 23 2004, 01:49 PM
EmeraldKnight LOL hahahahaha, those are great, how long does it ... May 23 2004, 03:48 PM
Got Shibby? >.< me and my friend did most of those befor... May 23 2004, 06:42 PM
ref_inn_ej HAHAHAHHAHAH THIS ONE WAS FUNNNNNNNY!!... May 26 2004, 04:39 AM
rOckThISshYt that's hilarious!!!!! but ... May 27 2004, 12:55 AM
CloudUnionX Now I gotta try some of these. May 28 2004, 07:18 PM
lilaznkkid lol stupid things are so funnie! May 28 2004, 07:24 PM
XxKrNqTcUiTyxX QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:47 PM)Ma... May 28 2004, 07:26 PM
angel-roh lols yeah i laughed a lot... i actually read the w... May 28 2004, 11:07 PM
LiLCandyAngel lol hahh May 28 2004, 11:33 PM
Blueiyzboy OMG!! I like the one with the pen "th... May 29 2004, 12:13 AM
LatinaLady wow. i nevr tried any of those butnext time will s... May 29 2004, 07:49 PM
v@por omg has anybody every tried one of these?
funny f... Jun 1 2004, 06:07 PM
islandkiss lmao.. that's so freakin funny. Jun 14 2004, 07:39 PM
tainted_angel LOL! Not bad at all. Those crack meh up! Jun 15 2004, 08:56 PM
sheddingtears EFFING HILARIOUS. I LOVE THIS ONE:
QUOTE>>... Jun 16 2004, 04:13 AM
mglbaby ROFL!!! k im in da skoo library n tryi... Jun 16 2004, 11:13 AM
ichiban Heh .. I should have done that at New YOrk, when a... Jun 16 2004, 02:03 PM
hishoo786 QUOTE>>> >Ask if you can push the butt... Jun 16 2004, 02:09 PM
XaZnX07 haha those are fuunny ne one want to do them lols ... Jun 16 2004, 02:17 PM
Yemmerz QUOTE(IBathedinAcid @ May 23 2004, 2:49 PM)7.... Jun 16 2004, 05:06 PM
psychoticangel lmao!!! hahaha that's sooo funny :... Jun 29 2004, 09:20 AM
FreeStickers QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 7:47 PM)... Jun 29 2004, 12:07 PM
JrockDollie i love the psychic hotline one. thats just stupid.... Jun 29 2004, 12:08 PM
ji_cabinx omg...those are so funny Jun 29 2004, 03:30 PM
Mini lol some of them i didnt get. but some was funny. Jun 29 2004, 04:22 PM
Tag_youre_it QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 4:47 PM)Dr... Jun 29 2004, 04:32 PM
xsw33t_t3mptasianx HAHA!!....I didn't you there were soo ... Jun 29 2004, 05:53 PM
thaichic192 Hehe I'm going to try those things this weeken... Jun 29 2004, 06:24 PM
niez_cho *lol* It's so funny.
I suppose in real life no... Jun 30 2004, 08:21 AM
swe3txprincesz ha ha i hink ile try one Jun 30 2004, 11:54 AM
kyuubi319 i already know that ima try all of them, [and get ... Jul 7 2004, 09:11 AM
conster haha they're all funny lol Jul 7 2004, 02:21 PM
v@por lol
you might end up in a mental hospital
or th... Jul 7 2004, 11:20 PM
seriouslynikki hahahah....HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!!!... Jul 31 2004, 08:55 PM
strwbrrykiwi23 omg! ima do those!
... seriously, i wi... Jul 31 2004, 10:07 PM
POonSKi QUOTE(faithin_felix @ May 16 2004, 6:47 PM)26... Aug 1 2004, 12:06 PM
x hYpErRoSeY x aw thats hilarious!! Aug 1 2004, 02:31 PM
6feet_under bwahaha *DING!* i beat u again elevator! Aug 2 2004, 04:39 PM
sweetlaochick thats so funny! i think i'll try a couple ... Aug 2 2004, 05:01 PM
F1R3B4T LOL RAOTFLMFAO TAHTS SO FRIGGN HILARIUOS!... Aug 5 2004, 08:12 PM
Streetbawler91 lol one of the funniest things i read at CB Aug 6 2004, 04:03 PM
SH0RTAYE "It's okay. Don't panic, they open up... Aug 6 2004, 04:19 PM
tofumonzter hahah. i remember the lizzie mcguire movie. Aug 6 2004, 04:22 PM
elmogurly Lol. No wonder elevators are fun. Aug 9 2004, 05:40 AM
nycxjohn LMAO i think i would really try those....seems goo... Aug 9 2004, 09:36 AM
truluvis4eva im insane. i ALWAYS do those kinda things... not o... Aug 10 2004, 10:48 AM
acidbreeze I've got to do those sometime... Aug 10 2004, 10:54 AM
PAPAHSMuRF isn`t there more ? Aug 11 2004, 05:34 AM
lilteardrop nice :] my schooL newspaper posted those. they wer... Aug 11 2004, 10:25 AM
BiGdRaGoN31 hahahaha,damn,who made this sh*t, group hug?i shou... Aug 11 2004, 08:00 PM![]() ![]() |