Atheist's 3 Questions Answered With A Slap, Literally |
Atheist's 3 Questions Answered With A Slap, Literally |
Apr 12 2009, 08:52 PM
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QUOTE There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.
Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar. Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions? Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and Insha-Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions. Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions. Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah( SubHana WaTa`ala). Young Man: I have 3 questions: 1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape. 2. What is taqdir (fate)? 3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far? Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me? Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions. Young Man: I really don't understand. Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you? Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain. Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists? Young Man: Yes. Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain! Young Man: I cannot. Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me? Young Man: No. Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me today? Young Man: No. Scholar: That is takdir (fate) my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from? Young Man: It is created from flesh. Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from? Young Man: Flesh. Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you? Young Man: In pain. Scholar: Thats it. This is my third answer, Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan Allah said “If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you.' |
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Apr 14 2009, 08:12 PM
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i don't think you can "choose" to be anything under an omniscient god anyway. you can't make choices under a god who knows everything since you can't choose to do anything other than what he already knows you'll do. if you were ever to make a choice that god didn't know the answer to beforehand then god wouldn't know everything. so i don't really think gay people should worry too much about it because what else could they have done? it's not like it was any big surprise to god that that they are gay. NO WORRIES HOMOSEXUALS! Ah the free will argument. Everyone in fact does have freewill, just because God knows every possible move you can make doesn't mean you don't have freewill. God isn't forcing you to do anything.. but God does know every possible thing you'll do. Including, knowing that you'll go to hell and heaven, but it is you who makes the choices in your life. Nice fallacy. Ill hit you with one too. Prove that gays are born gay. Then don't bring gays into this argument. This thread had nothing to do with gays, yet you're getting emotional because God finds homosexuality distasteful and disrespectful. Once again you're stupid. Stop pulling the "prove they were born" card. I could say the same and reverse it and say "prove that gays AREN'T born gay". It'll go in circles, so it's pretty pretty to toss that card around. Meh.. get over it. |
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Apr 14 2009, 08:19 PM
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Ah the free will argument. Everyone in fact does have freewill, just because God knows every possible move you can make doesn't mean you don't have freewill. God isn't forcing you to do anything.. but God does know every possible thing you'll do. Including, knowing that you'll go to hell and heaven, but it is you who makes the choices in your life. no, you have no choice. you can read what you said and know you have no choice. if god knows before you're even born that you will go to hell, then you will go to hell. if he doesn't know which one you'll go to, he isn't omniscient, period. |
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Apr 14 2009, 08:40 PM
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no, you have no choice. you can read what you said and know you have no choice. if god knows before you're even born that you will go to hell, then you will go to hell. if he doesn't know which one you'll go to, he isn't omniscient, period. You will go to hell if you make all the wrong choice... Every little move we make, has already been known to God... the scenerios would be: It is Sunday night and you gotta go to work Monday: A) You go to sleep at 3AM and you wake up late for work, God already knew this scenerio B) You go to sleep at 11PM and you wake up on time for work, God already knew this scenerio Every little action you make and every little thought you make has already been known to God. It's a pattern known to God even before your family tree was created until what it is today. It's like if you were given these numbers: 1 3 5 7 8 5 0 10 22 Just by lookin at it, you know every single answer to every single math equation ever known to man. God already knows A "AND" B it's up to you to choose which one... no matter what he already knows the answer for both... He knows what's gonna happen when you choose A AND He already knows what's gonna happen if you choose B. God already knows why you're going to heaven AND going to hell. It is your freewill to choose your path. Either way God knows every single reason why you belong in heaven depending the path you choose AND God knows every single reason why you belong in hell depending the path you choose. God already set your millions and trillions etc.. of different endings... It's up to you to pick which way you want to end it. Your subconcsious chooses your path, your concsious doesn't know your path cuz you're only living your days. Every little second in time that you make an action effects your paths you choose. If you can't understand this, then there's no hope and we should just discontinue the talks of free will. |
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illmortal Atheist's 3 Questions Answered With A Slap Apr 12 2009, 08:52 PM
9001 The invisible and the non-existent look pretty dam... Apr 12 2009, 09:17 PM
Mikeplyts Wow, I actually understood this...some. Apr 12 2009, 09:28 PM
9001 It's extremely easy to understand, but that do... Apr 12 2009, 09:29 PM
illmortal QUOTE(9001 @ Apr 12 2009, 10:29 PM) It... Apr 12 2009, 09:31 PM
Buttsex QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 12 2009, 09:31 PM) ... Apr 24 2009, 11:48 PM
ForgiveTheSinner Lol awesome.
I understood :) Apr 12 2009, 10:15 PM
illmortal QUOTE(ForgiveTheSinner @ Apr 12 2009, 11... Apr 12 2009, 10:29 PM
illmortal ^^^^ Apr 12 2009, 10:49 PM
illmortal Here's another:
God Vs Science
QUOTEA scie... Apr 12 2009, 10:51 PM
karmakiller Evil isn't the absence of something. Evil occu... Apr 12 2009, 11:20 PM
illmortal QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 13 2009, 12:20 AM... Apr 12 2009, 11:37 PM
dosomethin888 I am going to email those to everyone I know. Lol. Apr 12 2009, 11:50 PM
illmortal QUOTE(dosomethin888 @ Apr 13 2009, 12:50 ... Apr 13 2009, 12:08 AM
sadolakced acid The simple question is not whether or not god exis... Apr 14 2009, 02:37 AM
illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 14 2009, 03:3... Apr 14 2009, 03:14 AM
Tung QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 01:14 AM) ... Apr 14 2009, 12:04 PM
IWontRapeYou QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 03:14 AM) ... Apr 14 2009, 12:14 PM
illmortal QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Apr 14 2009, 01:14 P... Apr 14 2009, 12:21 PM
BOSS Cause hes the quarterback of the football team. Apr 14 2009, 02:46 AM
sadolakced acid god cares not for all he has created, for the road... Apr 14 2009, 03:21 AM
illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 14 2009, 04:2... Apr 14 2009, 12:03 PM
sadolakced acid god doesn't exist. I don't believe in the... Apr 14 2009, 12:23 PM
paperplane JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN Apr 14 2009, 09:14 AM
IWontRapeYou QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 12:21 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 12:40 PM
illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 14 2009, 01:2... Apr 14 2009, 01:13 PM
IWontRapeYou If my dad was telling me that instead of accepting... Apr 14 2009, 01:41 PM
illmortal QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Apr 14 2009, 02:41 P... Apr 14 2009, 01:58 PM
BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 11:58 AM) ... Apr 14 2009, 02:24 PM
illmortal QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 03:24 PM) The p... Apr 14 2009, 02:51 PM
BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 12:51 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:23 PM
brooklyneast05 QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 07:23 PM) So uh... Apr 14 2009, 07:25 PM
illmortal QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 08:23 PM) So uh... Apr 14 2009, 07:29 PM
jcp QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 07:29 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:33 PM
BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 05:29 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:43 PM
IWontRapeYou rapist, murderers, and thieves do not equal gay pe... Apr 14 2009, 02:08 PM
illmortal QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Apr 14 2009, 03:08 P... Apr 14 2009, 02:23 PM
karmakiller Oh, hey look, another religion topic
The bible a... Apr 14 2009, 03:41 PM
illmortal You shouldn't sleep with a woman on her period... Apr 14 2009, 03:44 PM
karmakiller Leviticus (which also talks about Homosexuality) i... Apr 14 2009, 03:52 PM
brooklyneast05 QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 14 2009, 03:52 PM... Apr 14 2009, 03:55 PM

brooklyneast05 QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 04:02 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 04:05 PM

karmakiller QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 14 2009, 03:55... Apr 14 2009, 04:19 PM
illmortal QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 14 2009, 04:52 PM... Apr 14 2009, 04:02 PM
illmortal QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 14 2009, 05:05... Apr 14 2009, 04:22 PM
Tung how did this thread turn into a discussion about h... Apr 14 2009, 04:41 PM
Tung QUOTE(Tung @ Apr 14 2009, 02:41 PM) someo... Apr 14 2009, 06:58 PM
illmortal QUOTE(Tung @ Apr 14 2009, 07:58 PM)
Gen... Apr 14 2009, 07:04 PM
karmakiller Tung, he's this dude who seemingly has no faul... Apr 14 2009, 07:14 PM
PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH MOVE DIZ SHIET DA HUMOR u DUMASS MOD.. Apr 14 2009, 04:59 PM
Tung Who determines what is good and bad types of adult... Apr 14 2009, 07:31 PM
illmortal The worse form of adultery is one who sleeps with ... Apr 14 2009, 07:32 PM
Tung QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 05:32 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:34 PM
illmortal QUOTE(jcp @ Apr 14 2009, 08:33 PM) God do... Apr 14 2009, 07:37 PM
Tung QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 05:37 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:40 PM
illmortal Who else... The Holy Books are the word of God. Le... Apr 14 2009, 07:43 PM
Tung Yes, and we all know a bunch of books determines h... Apr 14 2009, 07:46 PM
BOSS Well the fact that gays exist would mean that God ... Apr 14 2009, 07:46 PM
illmortal QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 08:46 PM) Well ... Apr 14 2009, 07:50 PM
brooklyneast05 wow i'm having so much deja vu right now Apr 14 2009, 07:47 PM
BOSS Well there are only two options. Either you are bo... Apr 14 2009, 07:56 PM
illmortal If you can't prove that gays are born gay... t... Apr 14 2009, 08:01 PM
BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 06:01 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 08:04 PM
brooklyneast05 i don't think you can "choose" to be... Apr 14 2009, 08:02 PM
Tung Once again you're stupid. Stop pulling the ... Apr 14 2009, 08:05 PM
BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 06:12 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 08:21 PM
saintsaens Bad thread. Apr 14 2009, 08:44 PM
brooklyneast05 then we should discontinue the talk, becuase you d... Apr 14 2009, 08:48 PM
illmortal not OR but AND. lol
Ah well.. not my problem Apr 14 2009, 09:02 PM
brooklyneast05 it really isn't. i mean it's not like we c... Apr 14 2009, 09:04 PM
illmortal RE: Atheist's 3 Questions Answered With A Slap Apr 14 2009, 09:06 PM
sadolakced acid I don't believe in the quran either.
It... Apr 14 2009, 11:03 PM
illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 15 2009, 12:0... Apr 17 2009, 12:07 PM
PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH DIZ THRADD FUKKENN FUNNI
ILLMORTAL:mee rite... ... Apr 15 2009, 09:14 AM
Sandraaa Complete and utter bullshit. Apr 18 2009, 03:39 PM
illmortal Lets see what you'll have to say on the day of... Apr 21 2009, 11:41 AM
emberfly According to the Bible, God is all-powerful. There... Apr 22 2009, 01:15 AM
illmortal QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 22 2009, 02:15 AM) A... Apr 22 2009, 04:48 AM
saintsaens ^
You mean omniscient. God is all knowing. Being a... Apr 22 2009, 01:27 AM
BOSS someone smokes a lot of weed Apr 22 2009, 01:29 AM
emberfly QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 22 2009, 01:29 AM) someo... Apr 22 2009, 01:35 AM
saintsaens QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 22 2009, 02:35 AM) i... Apr 22 2009, 01:43 AM
BOSS no you dumbass i meant that in a good way Apr 22 2009, 01:38 AM
emberfly Did I say you didn't mean it in a good way? Apr 22 2009, 01:40 AM
BOSS in other words, everything is relative Apr 22 2009, 01:49 AM
saintsaens QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 22 2009, 02:49 AM) in ot... Apr 22 2009, 01:51 AM
brooklyneast05 then i sure hope you have a lot of cookies ready Apr 25 2009, 12:17 AM
illriginal QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 25 2009, 01:17... Apr 25 2009, 01:14 AM
Buttsex Not for Tama. At least not without the help of go... Apr 25 2009, 12:29 AM![]() ![]() |