Atheist's 3 Questions Answered With A Slap, Literally |
 Apr 12 2009, 08:52 PM
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 QUOTE There was a young man who went overseas to study for quite a long time. When he returned, he asked his parents to find him a religious scholar or any expert who could answer his 3 Questions.
Finally, his parents were able to find a Muslim scholar. Young man: Who are you? Can you answer my questions? Scholar: I am one of Allah (SubHana Wa Ta`ala )'s slaves and Insha-Allah (God willing), I will be able to answer your questions. Young man: Are you sure? A lot of Professors and experts were not able to answer my questions. Scholar: I will try my best, with the help of Allah( SubHana WaTa`ala). Young Man: I have 3 questions: 1. Does God exist? If so, show me His shape. 2. What is taqdir (fate)? 3. If shaitan (Devil) was created from the fire, why at the end he will be thrown to hell that is also created from fire. It certainly will not hurt him at all, since Shaitan (Devil) and the hell were created from fire. Did God not think of it this far? Suddenly, the Scholar slapped the young man's face very hard. Young man (feeling pain): Why do you get angry at me? Scholar: I am not angry. The slap is my answer to your three questions. Young Man: I really don't understand. Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you? Young Man: Of course, I felt the pain. Scholar: So do you believe that pain exists? Young Man: Yes. Scholar: Show me the shape of the pain! Young Man: I cannot. Scholar: That is my first answer. All of us feel God's existence without being able to see His shape... Last night, did you dream that you will be slapped by me? Young Man: No. Scholar: Did you ever think that you will get a slap from me today? Young Man: No. Scholar: That is takdir (fate) my second answer........ My hand that I used to slap you, what is it created from? Young Man: It is created from flesh. Scholar: How about your face, what is it created from? Young Man: Flesh. Scholar: How do you feel after I slapped you? Young Man: In pain. Scholar: Thats it. This is my third answer, Even though Shaitan (Devil) and also the hell were created from the fire, if Allah wants, insha-Allah (God willing), the hell will become a very painful place for Shaitan Allah said “If you are ashamed of me, I will be ashamed of you.' |
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Apr 14 2009, 08:01 PM
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If you can't prove that gays are born gay... then there's no other option. Temptations can become overwhelmingly powerful.
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Apr 14 2009, 08:04 PM
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QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 06:01 PM)  If you can't prove that gays are born gay... then there's no other option. Nice fallacy. Ill hit you with one too. Prove that gays are born gay. |
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illmortal Atheist's 3 Questions Answered With A Slap Apr 12 2009, 08:52 PM
9001 The invisible and the non-existent look pretty dam... Apr 12 2009, 09:17 PM Mikeplyts Wow, I actually understood this...some. Apr 12 2009, 09:28 PM 9001 It's extremely easy to understand, but that do... Apr 12 2009, 09:29 PM
illmortal QUOTE(9001 @ Apr 12 2009, 10:29 PM) It... Apr 12 2009, 09:31 PM Buttsex QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 12 2009, 09:31 PM) ... Apr 24 2009, 11:48 PM ForgiveTheSinner Lol awesome.
I understood :) Apr 12 2009, 10:15 PM illmortal QUOTE(ForgiveTheSinner @ Apr 12 2009, 11... Apr 12 2009, 10:29 PM illmortal ^^^^ Apr 12 2009, 10:49 PM illmortal Here's another:
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QUOTEA scie... Apr 12 2009, 10:51 PM karmakiller Evil isn't the absence of something. Evil occu... Apr 12 2009, 11:20 PM illmortal QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 13 2009, 12:20 AM... Apr 12 2009, 11:37 PM dosomethin888 I am going to email those to everyone I know. Lol. Apr 12 2009, 11:50 PM illmortal QUOTE(dosomethin888 @ Apr 13 2009, 12:50 ... Apr 13 2009, 12:08 AM sadolakced acid The simple question is not whether or not god exis... Apr 14 2009, 02:37 AM illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 14 2009, 03:3... Apr 14 2009, 03:14 AM Tung QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 01:14 AM) ... Apr 14 2009, 12:04 PM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 03:14 AM) ... Apr 14 2009, 12:14 PM illmortal QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Apr 14 2009, 01:14 P... Apr 14 2009, 12:21 PM BOSS Cause hes the quarterback of the football team. Apr 14 2009, 02:46 AM sadolakced acid god cares not for all he has created, for the road... Apr 14 2009, 03:21 AM illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 14 2009, 04:2... Apr 14 2009, 12:03 PM sadolakced acid god doesn't exist. I don't believe in the... Apr 14 2009, 12:23 PM paperplane JUSTIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN Apr 14 2009, 09:14 AM IWontRapeYou QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 12:21 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 12:40 PM illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 14 2009, 01:2... Apr 14 2009, 01:13 PM IWontRapeYou If my dad was telling me that instead of accepting... Apr 14 2009, 01:41 PM illmortal QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Apr 14 2009, 02:41 P... Apr 14 2009, 01:58 PM BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 11:58 AM) ... Apr 14 2009, 02:24 PM illmortal QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 03:24 PM) The p... Apr 14 2009, 02:51 PM BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 12:51 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:23 PM brooklyneast05 QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 07:23 PM) So uh... Apr 14 2009, 07:25 PM illmortal QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 08:23 PM) So uh... Apr 14 2009, 07:29 PM jcp QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 07:29 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:33 PM BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 05:29 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:43 PM IWontRapeYou rapist, murderers, and thieves do not equal gay pe... Apr 14 2009, 02:08 PM illmortal QUOTE(IWontRapeYou @ Apr 14 2009, 03:08 P... Apr 14 2009, 02:23 PM karmakiller Oh, hey look, another religion topic
The bible a... Apr 14 2009, 03:41 PM illmortal You shouldn't sleep with a woman on her period... Apr 14 2009, 03:44 PM karmakiller Leviticus (which also talks about Homosexuality) i... Apr 14 2009, 03:52 PM brooklyneast05 QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 14 2009, 03:52 PM... Apr 14 2009, 03:55 PM brooklyneast05 QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 04:02 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 04:05 PM karmakiller QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 14 2009, 03:55... Apr 14 2009, 04:19 PM illmortal QUOTE(karmakiller @ Apr 14 2009, 04:52 PM... Apr 14 2009, 04:02 PM illmortal QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 14 2009, 05:05... Apr 14 2009, 04:22 PM Tung how did this thread turn into a discussion about h... Apr 14 2009, 04:41 PM Tung QUOTE(Tung @ Apr 14 2009, 02:41 PM) someo... Apr 14 2009, 06:58 PM illmortal QUOTE(Tung @ Apr 14 2009, 07:58 PM)
Gen... Apr 14 2009, 07:04 PM karmakiller Tung, he's this dude who seemingly has no faul... Apr 14 2009, 07:14 PM PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH MOVE DIZ SHIET DA HUMOR u DUMASS MOD.. Apr 14 2009, 04:59 PM Tung Who determines what is good and bad types of adult... Apr 14 2009, 07:31 PM illmortal The worse form of adultery is one who sleeps with ... Apr 14 2009, 07:32 PM Tung QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 05:32 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:34 PM illmortal QUOTE(jcp @ Apr 14 2009, 08:33 PM) God do... Apr 14 2009, 07:37 PM Tung QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 05:37 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 07:40 PM illmortal Who else... The Holy Books are the word of God. Le... Apr 14 2009, 07:43 PM Tung Yes, and we all know a bunch of books determines h... Apr 14 2009, 07:46 PM BOSS Well the fact that gays exist would mean that God ... Apr 14 2009, 07:46 PM illmortal QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 14 2009, 08:46 PM) Well ... Apr 14 2009, 07:50 PM brooklyneast05 wow i'm having so much deja vu right now Apr 14 2009, 07:47 PM BOSS Well there are only two options. Either you are bo... Apr 14 2009, 07:56 PM brooklyneast05 i don't think you can "choose" to be... Apr 14 2009, 08:02 PM Tung Once again you're stupid. Stop pulling the ... Apr 14 2009, 08:05 PM illmortal QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 14 2009, 09:02... Apr 14 2009, 08:12 PM brooklyneast05 QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 08:12 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 08:19 PM illmortal QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 14 2009, 09:19... Apr 14 2009, 08:40 PM BOSS QUOTE(illmortal @ Apr 14 2009, 06:12 PM) ... Apr 14 2009, 08:21 PM saintsaens Bad thread. Apr 14 2009, 08:44 PM brooklyneast05 then we should discontinue the talk, becuase you d... Apr 14 2009, 08:48 PM illmortal not OR but AND. lol
Ah well.. not my problem Apr 14 2009, 09:02 PM brooklyneast05 it really isn't. i mean it's not like we c... Apr 14 2009, 09:04 PM illmortal RE: Atheist's 3 Questions Answered With A Slap Apr 14 2009, 09:06 PM sadolakced acid I don't believe in the quran either.
It... Apr 14 2009, 11:03 PM illmortal QUOTE(sadolakced acid @ Apr 15 2009, 12:0... Apr 17 2009, 12:07 PM PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH DIZ THRADD FUKKENN FUNNI
ILLMORTAL:mee rite... ... Apr 15 2009, 09:14 AM Sandraaa Complete and utter bullshit. Apr 18 2009, 03:39 PM illmortal Lets see what you'll have to say on the day of... Apr 21 2009, 11:41 AM emberfly According to the Bible, God is all-powerful. There... Apr 22 2009, 01:15 AM illmortal QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 22 2009, 02:15 AM) A... Apr 22 2009, 04:48 AM saintsaens ^
You mean omniscient. God is all knowing. Being a... Apr 22 2009, 01:27 AM BOSS someone smokes a lot of weed Apr 22 2009, 01:29 AM emberfly QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 22 2009, 01:29 AM) someo... Apr 22 2009, 01:35 AM saintsaens QUOTE(emberfly @ Apr 22 2009, 02:35 AM) i... Apr 22 2009, 01:43 AM BOSS no you dumbass i meant that in a good way Apr 22 2009, 01:38 AM emberfly Did I say you didn't mean it in a good way? Apr 22 2009, 01:40 AM BOSS in other words, everything is relative Apr 22 2009, 01:49 AM saintsaens QUOTE(BOSS @ Apr 22 2009, 02:49 AM) in ot... Apr 22 2009, 01:51 AM brooklyneast05 then i sure hope you have a lot of cookies ready Apr 25 2009, 12:17 AM illriginal QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 25 2009, 01:17... Apr 25 2009, 01:14 AM Buttsex Not for Tama. At least not without the help of go... Apr 25 2009, 12:29 AM |
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