Pickup Lines Options

[NismoYo]

I fine dese ones quite good...

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

"Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!"

"A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck."

"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

how you spit your game fellas?..

[Burenduhhx]

Haha nice, but girls do laugh at pick up lines.
Guys always be telling me pick up lines, I just laugh.
Find another way to get a girl (:

oh btw I do know a few.
Do you got a library card? cos I'm checking you out.
Do you believe in love at first or should I walk by again.
Did you just fart, cos you blew me away.
You must be tired, cos you been running around my mind all day.
Do you have a map, cos I get lost in your eyes everytime.