Pickup Lines Options

[NismoYo]

I fine dese ones quite good...

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

"Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!"

"A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck."

"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

how you spit your game fellas?..

[Maccabee]

I dont think people ever use them. Unless your really confident in how attractive you are. haha. But if you do use them someone might realize that and just think your proud.

Do you have a raisin? How about a date?

haha

I liked the australian one.

[ley]

I dont think people ever use them. Unless your really confident in how attractive you are. haha. But if you do use them someone might realize that and just think your proud.

Do you have a raisin? How about a date?

haha

I liked the australian one.

well lucky u!
i get the cheeziest stupidest pick up lines
about 95% of the time i mean
its one of those if i had a nickle for everytime i heard
that


i think my fav was...

a guy took his hand out of his pocket did like a gun thing with his fingers
and pointed them at me and said..
take it off or shake it loose?
haha yeah it was halarious..we were together for like a year lol