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 Apr 6 2008, 03:47 PM
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I fine dese ones quite good...
"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast." "What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!" "There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?" "Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest." "Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!" "A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck." "I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream." "If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."  how you spit your game fellas?..
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Mar 26 2009, 10:23 PM
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 Sing to Me Group: Member Posts: 1,825 Joined: Apr 2004 Member No: 10,808 |
Nerdy One: You turn my software into hardware.
=) Or the numerous penis ones: What has teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper. Want to Austrialian kiss? It's a French kiss, only Down Under. Why don't you get on your knees and smile like a donut? As lame as they are, I think I might actually give a guy a chance if he used a sweeter, non-sexual one. What about you? Have lame pickup lines actually worked for you before? Has anyone actually had the shamelessness to use one on you? |
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j4ye Pickup Lines Apr 6 2008, 03:47 PM
brooklyneast05 you really say that stuff? Apr 6 2008, 03:48 PM
j4ye QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 6 2008, 03:48 ... Apr 6 2008, 03:51 PM
iExquisite QUOTE(brooklyneast05 @ Apr 6 2008, 04:48 ... Jun 19 2009, 03:32 PM Tungster Come over and give me a blow job. Apr 6 2008, 03:49 PM j4ye QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 6 2008, 03:49 PM) Co... Apr 6 2008, 03:52 PM brooklyneast05 oh ok.
i don't spit game. Apr 6 2008, 03:52 PM Tamacracker LOL @ Spittin game / using lines. Damn man... wher... Apr 6 2008, 04:16 PM Dominatrix Ew
Diana no like pickup lines. Apr 6 2008, 04:17 PM Tungster QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 6 2008, 02:17 PM) ... Apr 6 2008, 04:20 PM misoshiru QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 7 2008, 05:17 AM) ... Apr 6 2008, 08:10 PM Dominatrix I didnt come from heaven honey.
The good kinky sh... Apr 6 2008, 04:21 PM Tamacracker QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 6 2008, 05:21 PM) ... Apr 6 2008, 04:36 PM Dominatrix QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 04:36 PM)... Apr 6 2008, 04:40 PM Tamacracker QUOTE(Dominatrix @ Apr 6 2008, 05:40 PM) ... Apr 6 2008, 04:44 PM vintage-toile my ebst friend works on the phones at a local pizz... Apr 6 2008, 04:39 PM Tungster Because it'll make your ass sweet. Apr 6 2008, 04:45 PM Tamacracker QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 6 2008, 05:45 PM) Be... Apr 6 2008, 04:52 PM Dominatrix QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 04:44 PM)... Apr 6 2008, 04:48 PM j4ye fruity ass Apr 6 2008, 05:27 PM Tamacracker QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 06:27 PM) fruity... Apr 6 2008, 05:38 PM vintage-toile ^^ breast implants? Apr 6 2008, 05:31 PM j4ye QUOTE(vintage-toile @ Apr 6 2008, 05... Apr 6 2008, 05:51 PM Tamacracker QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 06:51 PM) jealo... Apr 6 2008, 06:04 PM Tungster QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 04:04 PM)... Apr 6 2008, 06:05 PM j4ye QUOTE(Tungster @ Apr 6 2008, 06:05 PM) Lo... Apr 6 2008, 06:47 PM Tamacracker QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 07:47 PM) he kno... Apr 6 2008, 07:56 PM j4ye QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 07:56 PM)... Apr 6 2008, 08:49 PM Tamacracker QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 09:49 PM) that ... Apr 7 2008, 11:46 AM j4ye QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 6 2008, 06:04 PM)... Apr 6 2008, 06:49 PM vintage-toile QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 6 2008, 11:51 PM) jealo... Apr 7 2008, 04:45 AM aaayotiffany my friend, sean, comes to me every week with a new... Apr 6 2008, 05:36 PM LoveToMySilas ^ She's hawt.
Did you just fart, because you ... Apr 6 2008, 09:12 PM doughnut hmmm
i dont know
but one of the first things i eve... Apr 7 2008, 05:05 AM j4ye QUOTE(doughnut @ Apr 7 2008, 05:05 AM) hm... Apr 7 2008, 09:45 AM vintage-toile eh!? why did you ask that?
and what was his an... Apr 7 2008, 05:18 AM aimeesayswhat "If you were a kiss, you would be a storm... Apr 7 2008, 09:49 AM Tamacracker QUOTE(aimeesayswhat @ Apr 7 2008, 10:49 A... Apr 7 2008, 09:59 AM aimeesayswhat QUOTE(Tamacracker @ Apr 7 2008, 10:59 AM)... Apr 7 2008, 10:21 AM Reconditee I don't like pick up lines. If a guy ever used... Apr 7 2008, 10:19 AM Spencer I would be too embarrassed at the state of a pick ... Apr 7 2008, 11:42 AM j4ye "You turn my software into hardware!... Apr 7 2008, 12:04 PM vintage-toile QUOTE(j4ye @ Apr 7 2008, 06:04 PM) ... Apr 7 2008, 06:02 PM aimeesayswhat ^rofl hahaaahahaha Apr 7 2008, 02:29 PM The-Pickup-Line-Master Here's 22 of my favorite pickup lines. Enjoy. ... Feb 22 2009, 02:59 PM jcp I dont think people ever use them. Unless your rea... Mar 26 2009, 10:25 PM leyvacu QUOTE(jcp @ Mar 26 2009, 10:25 PM) I dont... Apr 3 2009, 02:19 PM Comptine I have a really cute one for a guy that totes will... Mar 26 2009, 10:30 PM jcp Thats not really a pick up line. Ive used it befor... Mar 26 2009, 11:19 PM PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH http://www.createblog.com/forums/index.php?showtop... Apr 3 2009, 05:57 PM illmortal lawl... pick up lines still exist? Good God humans... Apr 3 2009, 06:36 PM Beenly Let me suck your straw, I love dem tapioca balls. Apr 4 2009, 07:59 PM BamBamBoogie I think that cheesy pick-up lines actually help so... Apr 4 2009, 08:29 PM Beenly Lol, guys will liek pickup jokes. Apr 4 2009, 08:31 PM BamBamBoogie QUOTE(Beenly @ Apr 4 2009, 09:31 PM) Lol,... Apr 4 2009, 08:40 PM PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH QUOTE(BamBamBoogie @ Apr 4 2009, 09:40 PM... Apr 5 2009, 07:26 AM shanaynay Beenly IDK if your sig should make me disturbed...... Apr 4 2009, 08:55 PM Beenly QUOTE(shanaynay @ Apr 4 2009, 06:55 PM) B... Apr 4 2009, 08:58 PM janerz14 niiceee legs?
--thanks =]
what time do they open... Apr 10 2009, 05:02 AM WarMachine "Thank you in advance."
"For what?... Apr 10 2009, 09:56 AM iloo honestly though, if you said any of those things
i... Apr 12 2009, 02:22 PM WarMachine QUOTE(iloo @ Apr 12 2009, 03:22 PM) hones... Apr 13 2009, 08:41 AM leyvacu QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 13 2009, 08:41 AM)... Apr 30 2009, 02:15 PM Burenduhhx Haha nice, but girls do laugh at pick up lines.
Gu... Apr 13 2009, 10:51 AM AyeVickaye ^ haha, I got that one before too.
-"Are you... Apr 13 2009, 03:19 PM letsrelate lol, i don't know how far you can go using lin... May 6 2009, 09:05 AM paozuu lol i love outer space pick up lines always makes ... May 6 2009, 11:17 PM gojira where is kc?
"your face is nice, did you ge... May 6 2009, 11:21 PM jcp QUOTE(gojira @ May 6 2009, 11:21 PM) wher... May 6 2009, 11:49 PM gojira don't be angwee azns dun wantchu May 7 2009, 12:43 AM smash QUOTE(WarMachine @ Apr 10 2009, 09:56 AM)... May 7 2009, 12:51 AM Beenly Are you a magnet, because I'm attracted to you... May 7 2009, 06:05 AM leyvacu QUOTE(Beenly @ May 7 2009, 06:05 AM) Are ... May 7 2009, 11:19 AM IamLegend Excuse me, but what's the breast way to your h... May 7 2009, 07:20 PM postharmony "Our love is like dividing by zero; it's ... May 12 2009, 01:03 AM jcp "nice shoes. Wanna have sex?" May 12 2009, 01:12 AM Jennifer ^ Haha, I have a friend whose sister is getting ma... May 12 2009, 08:19 AM jcp My love for you is like diarrhea, I just cant hold... Jun 19 2009, 01:44 AM Joanne "I will be monitoring your frequencies.... Jun 19 2009, 10:08 AM serotonin ay gurl u look skinny i approve Jun 19 2009, 10:16 AM Uronacid "You look hotter than an i7 without a cooling... Jun 19 2009, 11:54 AM Buttsex QUOTE(Uronacid @ Jun 19 2009, 11:54 AM) ... Oct 20 2009, 06:44 PM ley I love every bone in your body...Especially mine. Jun 19 2009, 01:25 PM ohshieza QUOTE(ley @ Jun 20 2009, 02:25 AM) I love... Jun 19 2009, 04:37 PM WarMachine You wanna do somethin' strange for a lil' ... Jun 19 2009, 01:37 PM Beenly You're so hot, when I look at you I get a tan. Jun 19 2009, 08:46 PM jcp *guy walks up to girl*
And I jizz in my pants.
*st... Jul 26 2009, 11:28 PM doughnut QUOTE(jcp @ Jul 27 2009, 12:28 PM) *guy w... Jul 26 2009, 11:49 PM jcp haha? Jul 26 2009, 11:58 PM jcp do you work at subway?
cause you just gave me a fo... Oct 16 2009, 10:41 PM CruelDemeanor Hey there sugar,
Can I be you CANDYMAN? (sound lik... Oct 20 2009, 05:19 PM Tomates Theres something wrong with my phone. It doesnt ha... Oct 20 2009, 06:33 PM Beenly I lost my number, can I have yours? Oct 20 2009, 08:11 PM doughnut i'll let you stand next to me if you don't... Oct 20 2009, 08:36 PM Mikeplyts "Is your name Summer?"
"No, why?... Oct 21 2009, 06:21 AM Beenly QUOTE(Mikeplyts @ Oct 21 2009, 04:21 AM) ... Oct 21 2009, 02:22 PM |
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