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 Mar 17 2009, 01:59 PM
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Hi! I just became a part of this forum here and I would love to be a part of it. I love contributing to the community.
I can probably add some humour to start with. Here are some funny stories that I read somewhere. A patient comes to a Dentist with a tooth pain. Dentist : Two of you teeth are infected and we need to extract them. Patient: How much will it cost? Dentist: Seven hundred and fifty dollars for both. Patient: What? Seven hundred and fifty dollars for 10 minutes of work? Dentist: Well, if you like, I can pull them out slowly!  Here is another one: Husband and wife have just left their home for camping. Wife: We should turn the car back! I forgot to turn off the gas stove and it might burn our appartment! Husband: It's okay, the apartment will not burn, I forgot to turn off the shower. The last one: A trial is in progress in the court room. Lawyer: Your Honour, if a person has 18 criminal records he is not a criminal. Judge: Then who is he? Lawyer: He is a Collector. Thanks for reading. I hope you enjoyed it. |
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Mar 17 2009, 06:29 PM
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 DDR \\ I'm Dee :) Group: Mentor Posts: 8,662 Joined: Mar 2006 Member No: 384,020 |
I'm not sure if this is an actual person or an advertiser, because I removed his signature and website listing since it was some money site.
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Casmarmcauppy TIME OUT....For a funny story! Mar 17 2009, 01:59 PM
manny-the-dino I didn't know where to move this (Introduction... Mar 17 2009, 04:34 PM PrinceGonnaChokeaBEECH HAR har har.. dat suu funni.. Mar 17 2009, 05:37 PM Mikeplyts Welcome to CreateBlog. I'm Michael. Idk if I ... Mar 18 2009, 08:38 AM Burenduhhx I'm Brenda, welcome to CB! (= Mar 18 2009, 06:56 PM
Beenly Not funny. ;)
By the way, welcome. Mar 18 2009, 07:36 PM |
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