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3 corniest jokes, that i know of..
angelle
post Mar 16 2009, 08:38 PM
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1. What did the dog say when it sat on sandpaper?

ruff


2. Why was the cookie sad?

b/c it felt crummy


3. What do you call an illegally parked frog?

toad


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post Mar 16 2009, 08:42 PM
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what does santa claus have for breakfast?
mistletoast

ha. ha. ha.
 

Posts in this topic
angelle   3 corniest jokes   Mar 16 2009, 08:38 PM
Pooonani   what does santa claus have for breakfast? mistleto...   Mar 16 2009, 08:42 PM
angelle   that made me giggle. lol   Mar 16 2009, 08:46 PM
9001   What?   Mar 16 2009, 08:47 PM
smash   mistletoast. hehehe.   Mar 16 2009, 09:10 PM
Pooonani   lol i know all these stupid corny jokes cause one ...   Mar 16 2009, 09:21 PM
smash   QUOTE(Pooonani @ Mar 16 2009, 09:21 PM) w...   Mar 16 2009, 09:23 PM
karmakiller   QUOTE(Pooonani @ Mar 16 2009, 09:21 PM) w...   Mar 16 2009, 11:48 PM
Tramatize   What do you get when you cross an elephant and a r...   Mar 16 2009, 09:53 PM


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