I come in peace Options

[King-James]

Alright, stop pussy footing around.

I\'ve shown nothing but patience for the past, what, year or so? I tried behaving, but you assholes keep banning me.

I try to communicate with you people, and you don\'t listen.

Fine, if you want to be dicks, I\'ll be the biggest, hardest dick in the universe.

Unban member 29, and all will be forgiven. I\'ll stay out of your way, and you\'ll stay out of my way, and everyone will be happy.

Do it. Or else.

\"I come in peace. I didn\'t bring artillery. But I\'m pleading with you, with tears in my eyes, if you f*ck with me, I\'ll kill you all.\"

-Major General James Mattis

[bat19]

You have brown hairy monkey man titties that hang low to the ground and produce salty milk from your lumpy nipples. Sloppy festering drippage spewing chunky lactate to the ground for disease ridden mongrels with distended bellies and bleeding ulcered gums. Sores all over their fur ripping back meaty flaps of rotted skin while puss gurgles from within their punctured eyeballs. Sexy...