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[NismoYo]

I fine dese ones quite good...

"My magic watch says that you don't have on any underwear. (She says yes I do) Damn! it must be 15 minutes fast."

"What has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk? My Zipper!"

"There are 206 bones in the human body... do you want another one?"

"Use index finger to call someone over then say, "I made you come with one finger, imagine what I could do with the rest."

"Do you work for Cingular, Cause you're raisen my bar!"

"A cat falls into the water & the rooster laughs. What's the moral of the story??? A wet pu**y alway's makes a happy c*ck."

"I don't know much about pies but DAMN you make my banana cream."

"If you were a tear drop, I would never cry for the fear of losing you."

how you spit your game fellas?..

[The-Pickup-Line-...]

Here's 22 of my favorite pickup lines. Enjoy.
1.)"Love is a sensation, caused by a temptation, to feel penetration. A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination, to increase the population for the next generation, did you get my explanation, or do you need a demonstration?"
2.)"I'm not Fred Flintstone, but I can make your bedrock!"
3.)"Screw me if I am wrong, but haven't we met before?"
4.)"Nice legs, what time do they open?"
5.)"I'm like a Rubik's Cube ... The more you play with me the harder I get!"
6.)"My socks are having a party, do your pants want to come down?"
7.)"You know what would look good on you? Me!"
8.)"If your left leg is Thanksgiving, and your right leg is Christmas, can I visit you between the holidays?"
9.)"That shirt is very becoming on you, but if I was on you I'd be coming too!"
10.)"You're like a prize winning fish. I dont know whether to eat you or mount you."
11.)"Do you want to do math? Let's add a bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply!"
12.)"Do you sleep on your belly at night? If no, can I?"
13.)"If I told you that you had a beautiful body, would you hold it against me?"
14.)"Is that a ladder in your pants... or the stairway to heaven?"
15.)"Do you have a mirror in your pocket? 'Cause I could see myself in your pants."
16.)"Santa's lap isn't the only place wishes come true."
17.)"Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!"
18.)"Hey! Let's play lion tamer...you get down on all fours and I'll stick my head in your mouth!"
19.)"Hi, will you help me find my lost puppy? I think he went into this cheap motel room across the street."
20.)"Something tells me you're sweet. Can I have a taste?"
21.)"I'd like to read your shirt in braille."
22.)"Hi, I am your slave, take me home and mistreat me."