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 Feb 18 2009, 11:19 PM
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 monster hunter  Group: Staff Alumni Posts: 1,203 Joined: May 2004 Member No: 18,188  |
Let's see how many words are censored.
I'll start. f*ck |
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Feb 20 2009, 04:16 PM
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peepee...I apologize for my outburst of profanity, I just want to be like everyone else. I'm sorry. It's just that I rarely get to leave my home because my mother doesn't trust people and she always says "Don't drop your wallet in the toilet, you'll be paying for shit!" which I never understood and was never really able to connect to the dangers of the outside world in any coherent or intelligible way. Here's the deal, I promise to never again be profane or disgusting again and if I deviate from this pledge I shall cut the skin from my tongue till the blood purifies my sinful mouth if you promise to not tell my mother. Oh god, shes gonna find out, why Why WHY!!! DAMNIT!!!!
Alright, my head is bleeding now, I shoved a nail through my forehead, Oh lord please give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those...oh please...Im sorry....mommy....dont hit me anymore....Im so sorry.... |
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Feb 20 2009, 04:22 PM
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QUOTE(The-Abominable-Cpillar @ Feb 20 2009, 03:16 PM)  peepee...I apologize for my outburst of profanity, I just want to be like everyone else. I'm sorry. It's just that I rarely get to leave my home because my mother doesn't trust people and she always says "Don't drop your wallet in the toilet, you'll be paying for shit!" which I never understood and was never really able to connect to the dangers of the outside world in any coherent or intelligible way. Here's the deal, I promise to never again be profane or disgusting again and if I deviate from this pledge I shall cut the skin from my tongue till the blood purifies my sinful mouth if you promise to not tell my mother. Oh god, shes gonna find out, why Why WHY!!! DAMNIT!!!! Alright, my head is bleeding now, I shoved a nail through my forehead, Oh lord please give us this day our daily bread and forgive us our trespasses as we forgive those...oh please...Im sorry....mommy....dont hit me anymore....Im so sorry.... Wat. |
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