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Tung
post Feb 6 2009, 11:10 PM
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* cell phone rings *

friend: hey tung
me: sup
friend : lemme go over your house
me: oh why. (notices it's 2am in the morning)
friend: i need to use your internet.
me: oh, umm. why do you need to use it.
friend: i'm stuck in pokemon! and i need to look up gamefaqs!
me: wtf?

he ended coming to my house and checking gamefaqs because he didn't know what to do in pokemon and was stuck. stubborn.gif

ever had wtf moments like this.
 
 
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fameONE
post Feb 7 2009, 04:21 AM
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*phone rings

"hello?"
"yo, its D."
"whats good?"
"you don't have a roommate, right?"
"nah."
"can I borrow your room real quick?"
"...for what?"
"n*gga, I'm tryin' to beat guts."
"$50 and you're standing my duty."
"50? Man, I'll hit it in a port-o-potty."
"Take it or leave it."
"..."
"and you wash my sheets."
"n*gga what? you don't even sleep in that bed."
"think long, think wrong."
"you buggin"
"$75"
"aight, aight, I'll be there in 10."

this happened last night at 4am. mellow.gif
 
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post Feb 7 2009, 09:57 PM
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QUOTE(WarMachine @ Feb 7 2009, 03:21 AM) *
*phone rings

"hello?"
"yo, its D."
"whats good?"
"you don't have a roommate, right?"
"nah."
"can I borrow your room real quick?"
"...for what?"
"n*gga, I'm tryin' to beat guts."
"$50 and you're standing my duty."
"50? Man, I'll hit it in a port-o-potty."
"Take it or leave it."
"..."
"and you wash my sheets."
"n*gga what? you don't even sleep in that bed."
"think long, think wrong."
"you buggin"
"$75"
"aight, aight, I'll be there in 10."

this happened last night at 4am. mellow.gif

are you serious?
 
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post Feb 8 2009, 02:47 AM
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QUOTE(smash415 @ Feb 8 2009, 05:57 AM) *
are you serious?

Dead-ass. mellow.gif

Just now...

"Saunders, the ********* is coming today. I need you to drive."
"Top, a convoy op?"
"Yea dog."
"What happened to laying low and staying out of harm's way in my last days?"
"I know, I know but you're the most qualified."
"So much for 'no more mission,' right?"
"I know, I know, but duty calls."
"I'd better not have any issues."
"You think they [insurgents] would use this opportunity to make a statement?"
"Yes. Check the intel brief, Top."
"Well, then, umm, stay alive, Devil. You'll be fine."
 

Posts in this topic
Tung   WTF Moments   Feb 6 2009, 11:10 PM
Joannnnnne   He is so cool.   Feb 7 2009, 02:25 AM
9001   I've had WTF moments, but not like that.   Feb 7 2009, 02:27 AM
Janette   which pokemon game was it   Feb 7 2009, 02:28 AM
JosephCohen123   Im guessing your good friends? How far does he liv...   Feb 7 2009, 02:55 AM
heartquasm   not really a "wtf" moment, exactly, but ...   Feb 7 2009, 03:05 AM
WarMachine   *phone rings "hello?" "yo, its D....   Feb 7 2009, 04:21 AM
smash415   QUOTE(WarMachine @ Feb 7 2009, 03:21 AM) ...   Feb 7 2009, 09:57 PM
WarMachine   QUOTE(smash415 @ Feb 8 2009, 05:57 AM) ar...   Feb 8 2009, 02:47 AM
BOSS   lol nice   Feb 7 2009, 04:59 PM
JosephCohen123   *just now me: bro, can you help me carry somethin...   Feb 7 2009, 05:15 PM
shannlovin   QUOTE(Tung @ Feb 6 2009, 11:10 PM) * cell...   Feb 7 2009, 09:52 PM
ninjaBeenly   QUOTE* cell phone rings * friend: hey tung me: su...   Feb 7 2009, 09:55 PM


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